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Hosptial: we need you for OT tonight.
Me: Sorry, I have people at home who need me to feed them
The people in question
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Citizen Strider ☭🇵🇸
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Citizen Strider ☭🇵🇸
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I Have An Approximate Knowledge Of Many Things
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This is my joke thanks for posting it without crediting me at all and also I fucking hate you alt right bootlickers go away
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reposting this before it gets removed by the guy
The Saviour@TheSaviour
Hey @grok, remove the flag that kills children and rapes women.
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These chickens have already been killed; they won't come back to life unless you eat them,
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@xmaggiepiazzax @Sarah_kally1 it's real meat nust processed
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@xmaggiepiazzax @worldranking_ its called anxious avoidant
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why do people who get botox look like the rine of a turnip?
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capitalists think it's ok to take from others because they lack critical thought and empathy
Jack V Lloyd@jackvlloyd
Socialists believe that the only way they can afford things is to take from others.
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placing baby wipes and lysol wipes next to each other is a crime against my butthole
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@RealAlbanianPat That's how all Parliaments should be. Neoliberals and Neocons are destroying the planet and the working class.
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love when you find a study and it's just ripping into dumbdumbs conservatives and their lack of thinking
"low-effort thought promotes political conservatism"
-eidelman et all.
DOI:10.1177/0146167212439213
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@mcmansionhell hey! hope you are recovering from covid well! was wondering if you have any opinion on the new architect for the WH "ballroom"
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Patient was singing "poop, mayo eggs" to the whoop there it is song and I'm not convinced that they are wrong
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@xmaggiepiazzax "not now hunny, moms gotta hit a few school children to keep her quota"
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@NurseStrider 1500 Nm of torque… perfect for moms taking out the school drop off zone.🤣
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Okay, it’s not bad… but why does it look like a Hyundai??? And a “Turbo” badge on an electric car? That’s just confusing.
carwow@carwowuk
REVEALED: New Porsche Cayenne Electric! 🔥 1,156hp! 🔥 0-62mph in 2.5 seconds! 🔥 1,500Nm of torque with Launch Control! 🔥 398 miles of range! 🔥 Just as quick as a 911 Turbo S! 🤯 🔥 Prices from £83,200! What do you think of the new Cayenne—has Porsche nailed it again? 👀
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people need to stop referring marg taylor green as MTG because my tired ass brain had to stop and question what wizards of the coast did to piss off Trump because I assumed MTG was Magic the Gathering
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