OneToothTe𝕏an

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Wrong answers only, it's a sword for a gerbil

@RBCat13 No I haven't. I just heard we're basically going backward,s instead of forward with the issue.

@OneToothTeXan Have you seen the disappearing primary votes?

Not in Texas.

@shalomninja Ski pole for a squirrel.

Must be from Detroit

@janefkndoe @NotChewsdayIsIt He seemed innocent enough. So I let him.

@lulubeans42 That's crazy talk.

Have you ever tried following the instructions exactly

@MarieJuana6985 Howdy

Hello

Hello

Amphetamines and chill?

@DBStoner You sure that's wise?

@Darling91Lana Enjoy! 🤙

Dont hate me bc im beautiful Hate me bc my weekend starts right now

@drsarah I can hear this gif 🤣🤣🤣

I need funny folks to follow.

@itsjustascript 1,000%

@OneToothTeXan I think everyone in the world died today and Chuck is still alive.

Chuck Norris engraved his own tombstone, with his last breath.

@benji_lacoste Yes!!!

@OneToothTeXan 👊🏼👊🏼 after he hauled the rock from the summit of Everest 👍🏼💪🏽

@drsarah @FAFOJen1776 Hah, because you're awesome!

@FAFOJen1776 @OneToothTeXan I stalked your followers too ☺️

@OneToothTeXan Dear algorithm, show this post to more funny people.

I swear, X is retarded. The only social media platform that penalizes you for using it. FFS. Can't you people figure this shit out? Every week the algorithm and the rules change. It's just not fun anymore. I know you can do better.