Christian Guirnalda

@DoorDash That time your dasher left my kids hungry at the little league game… and stole their pizza and took my tip

show us screenshots of your crazy orders from yesterday (👀 for no particular reason) and you might get a munchy surprise from us...

@NJLaborDept is there a reason that your sites do not work on the weekends… and for only 11 hours on weekdays? New Jersey communities need access to services outside of working hours…. It’s 2025 and the internet now works 24-7… 365.

Samsung Electronics To Become Largest Shareholder in Rainbow Robotics Accelerating Future Robot Development news.samsung.com/global/samsung…

We’re in our Taylor (Swift) Ham era. The king of our heart @govmurphy has declared the Taylor Swift Ham, Egg, and Cheese the official state sandwich.

Love empowering the customer to make it all about them @Verizon !

@ImmersiveJourno Insane- terrible that you lost all of the amazing memories! Glad you’re safe-

Soooooo I have lost pretty much all of my memorabilia, awards, photos. My electric bike battery exploded in my office while I was eating breakfast. Still don’t know whether it would have been better to have been there to try to put it out or be grateful I didn’t die.

What a win! WHAT A WIN! NOTHING LIKE OT HOCKEY WITH YOUR SEASON ON THE LINE!! THE HEART OF THE CHAMPION ALWAYS SHINES THROUGH. A MICHIGAN MAN HEART!

At McKinsey, we charged $400k+ per presentation. Here’s the simple 7-step framework we used (steal it for free)🧵:

@imchristiepitts “Gotta try new things cause they might taste gooood!” ~ Mama Tiger

Why does Daniel Tiger have cheetah patterned curtains???? 🤔

@HeatherHartnett @fredwilson @kerby @Rick_Zullo Awesome @Rick_Zullo 👊

“We don’t need more firms deploying $10B. We need lots of little venture firms deploying $100M. It results in more choice for entrepreneurs.” @fredwilson cc: @kerby @Rick_Zullo

Right now we’re at the Palm Pilot / BlackBerry stage of VR and AR hardware evolution. It’s not ready for a billion users yet, but that time will come. Look past the tone deaf Silicon Valley Chic first party content and there’s a tech powerhouse here.

Free design websites that should be illegal to know (mega thread):

@TamiAErwin Thank you @TamiAErwin for everything!

As I wrap this chapter, I’ve been reflecting on the journey and wanted to share my thoughts with you all: linkedin.com/pulse/next-cha…

Well, it happened. I accidentally pressed my joke Amazon dash button that orders a Kia Sorento.

@naywilliams At least a Verizon throwback

Take that #iPhone14Pro #iPhone14

In honour of Brooklyn Beckham's wedding over the weekend, here's a spicey throwback from David & Victoria's iconic 1999 wedding 👰🏻💜

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CcEHTmEP0nmc…

Let’s Go @LiveNation !

So excited about @verizon partnership w/ @LiveNation to bring the power of #5GUltraWideband to live events and reimagine the experience for fans and artists. It all comes back to enabling our customers to do more amazing things and enjoy what they love. cnbc.com/video/2022/03/…