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@DrewPavlou 🤣🤣

“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?” No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”

@yumiko11654 Middle

この３人の中でお試しするなら？笑 ①左 ②真ん中 ③右 ちなみに私は左です。 ※服装...完全にミスったんですけど、許してほしい笑

@rugotoku1972 🤣🤣

電車乗ってたら明らかに遠隔のやついたｗ 彼氏は向かいで動画取ってたｗｗｗ

@Amer1can_Barbie 🤣🤣 Is Lindsey Grahamnesty having a mental episode? This isn’t normal behavior.

That “bubble wand” is about to see things that can’t be unseen….

@unlimited_ls @stephlrgrs The Dindu fatigue is out of control.

NEW: Three women were pulled from a Frontier Airlines flight at Miami Airport after trying to board with an extra piece of luggage and refusing to pay for it Nafisa Dockery, 30, Dionjana Cochran, 21, and Davana Cochran, 26, were arrested at Miami International Airport Authorities said they refused to pay for two extra carry-on bags while trying to fly to Philadelphia A verbal argument broke out after airline staff asked them to step aside and pay Dockery allegedly said, “We don’t have to listen, let’s just go,” before they rushed the gate through a restricted area Deputies cleared the plane and removed them after they refused to get off V/ The legends of Miami: @ONLYinDADE

@marcthiessen No, we should.

You should just leave NATO

@barstoolsports Well, whatever he’s doing now isn’t working out for the rest of society.

Tiger Woods Allegedly Doesn't Want To Hire A Driver Due To "Privacy Concerns" Because He "Doesn't Want Anyone To Know What He Is Doing" s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

@realBrandonGill @ThomBrady5 I’m afraid you’ll all be painted with this same rancid brush and the mid-terms will be a rude awakening. @LeaderJohnThune has told us loud and clear how much he values his base.

Senate leadership: “Sorry we can’t do the SAVE America Act. So instead we’ll defund ICE and Border Patrol before taking a two week vacation! Vote for us in November!” Really compelling message.

@Irnwmn52 @gtconway3d I thought it was witty, and if not accurate it should be. PS: TDS is real, get yourself checked and diagnosed, you will be able to claim a disability.

@OpenWaterP2P2P @gtconway3d Look, dumb fuck, if you're going to shit all over the thread, at least have the common courtesy to say something either witty or intelligent for the rest of us trying to read it.

You're a vile idiot.

@HustleBitch_ My favorite part was “if you can’t afford an attorney”…

🚨 TIGER WOODS DAZED AND CONFUSED — SLUMPS IN POLICE STATION — CAN’T SIT UP, CAN’T BLOW INTO BREATHALYZER Tiger Woods… barefoot, dazed, confused, barely able to function. This is resurfaced police station footage from Tiger Woods’ 2017 DUI arrest… and people can’t stop watching it. • Slurring his words while giving basic info • Struggling to sit upright in a chair • Leaning against walls just to stay balanced • Failing multiple sobriety tests • Unable to follow simple instructions Then it gets worse. During the breathalyzer test… an officer has to tell him: “Blow out… don’t suck in… blow out.” And at one point, when agreeing to a urine test, he asks: “How am I gonna hold it?” He even asks officers about taking off his “silver bracelets.” Let that sink in. One of the most elite athletes in the world… struggling to perform basic instructions. Moments earlier, he was found asleep at the wheel… his Mercedes still running… half in the road, half in a bike lane. And here’s the part that shocked everyone: • Breathalyzer: 0.00 • No alcohol involved • Later blamed a mix of prescription drugs Confused. Swaying. Unable to stand straight. At one point… he doesn’t even know where he is. This is 2017 footage… and now in 2026, it's happened all over again. Does this look like someone who should’ve been driving at all?

@EndWokeness Then go back to Africa.

Councilwoman Pearll Warren: "The fight I fight every days to be a black woman in America is something unfathomable"

@Geniustechw It’s a clear case of FAFO.

As ICE Agents were busy arresting an illegal alien, an 80-year-old liberal tried to impede and obstructed them. The result was him getting sent to the floor by an ICE agent. What do you think, was this justified? x.com/ViralVideos/st…

@quitsa @gtconway3d 😂

@OpenWaterP2P2P @gtconway3d WA WA WA WA

@baseballmom1221 @gtconway3d So is @gtconway3d - TDS is a diagnosable mental disorder. You should both seek help with it.

@OpenWaterP2P2P @gtconway3d What are you? 6 years old? Blanche is a vile idiot and you’re in a cult.

@MarkPerner @gtconway3d Nah, it was a lay up. If he doesn’t say that, he certainly should.

@OpenWaterP2P2P @gtconway3d Up all night thinking that one up?

@RepLuna @stephlrgrs And yet, we all know absolutely no one will ever be held accountable. That’s why we despise the federal government.

With the latest revelations from ODNI we now know the truth: Democrats never wanted to stop the war in Ukraine because they have been using the war as a money laundering scheme to kick back billions in American tax dollars to fund their operations. This may be the greatest, most corrupt scandal in American history.

@RepBrandonGill The fact this has to be said shows how much of a failed society we are thanks entirely to the federal government.

America has no obligation to import people who want to kill us. Immigration policy exists for one reason: to benefit the American people.

@amuse Japan is smart enough to know they will NEVER assimilate. I didn’t think they allowed 3rd world sub-humans to migrate there in the first place?

JAPAN: Islamic migrants who refuse to assimilate are wrapped in green burrito shells and removed from society. Europe and America should adopt a similar policy - one strike and you’re out.

@RepMcGovern @SpeakerJohnson Nice try.

Republicans could have easily ended the shutdown on Friday. All @SpeakerJohnson had to do was pass the bill that every single Senator, including the MAGA Republicans, moved forward. Instead, he decided to drag it out longer. Shame on him. He owns this.

@BasedMikeLee Yes, but not for the SAVE American Act.

Is it defensible for the Senate to recess for two weeks while DHS remains shut down?