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@joncoopertweets @NotABlindTrust Yay. A couple of federal workers in Mississippi & Alabama get a raise.

BREAKING: President Biden has directed federal agencies to RAISE the minimum wage for Federal workers to $15. Who thinks the media should be making a bigger deal about this?✋

@RonFilipkowski They can no longer take orders from the Russians securely from that location.

They are quitting a 70+ year-old, invitation-only, swanky Republican club because it is following the law in DC. Owning the libs by quitting their own club.

@MysterySolvent Incoherency. Like shit stain.

What random things will the Manhattan attorney find in the thousands of communications Giuliani had to turned over?

@MysterySolvent She thinks it helps her itchy coochie.

What does Lauren Boebert use her tinfoil blanket for now?

@joncoopertweets Fingers crossed.

BREAKING: Potentially thousands of Anti-vaxxers plan to have a rally in Washington D.C…in close proximity to each other. What do you say to them?

@MysterySolvent Treasonous pledge.

If Kellyanne Conway were a cleaning product, what would it be called?

@BrianEskow He’s the wrapper around an arsenal of talent.

Do you think Eminem is the best rapper ever?

@american2084 I want McConnell to piss himself during a speech, notice too late & stay frozen out of fear for hours.

🙋‍♂️Raise your hand if you hope that Mitch McConnell never becomes Senate Majority Leader again.

@RonFilipkowski Terrorists always broadcast with a flag behind them.

Actor Jon Voigt says Abraham Lincoln’s spirit is now guiding Donald Trump.

@RonFilipkowski Someone wants a bag of oats.

Marge at the ‘March for Life’ today. Sorry.

@Leerose1985 Urine idiot.

Wait Tom hanks is going to narrate a video on bidens first year BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@nathaliejacoby1 See my family

@RealSaltySlim Urine idiot.

Joe Biden is going to get us into World War III.

@ScottBaio @jonvoight The loser table out on the patio.

Two lifelong friends having lunch. That's all. I don't know who took this picture from the other day but thank you! ⁦@jonvoight⁩ is a dear friend.

@preposttruthera @AllisonMPecorin She’s a snaggle-tooth money whore who dresses from items in a 99 cent store.

@AllisonMPecorin I think we need to stop treating her like a serious, legitimate, thoughtful, honorable legislator and public servant. She is none of those things.

Asked Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, as she left the floor after casting her vote against changing the Senate rules, what she thinks the next steps on voting rights are. “Have a nice night,” she said.

@RawDogFrank @AllisonMPecorin Tell that to a county of 4 million people who now have only one place in the county to vote in a small window of time.

@BuzzPatterson GET THE FUCK OUT! You’re a cheesy bastard that offers no solutions.

California has become a shithole. Yes, I said it.

@mikepompeo You should prepare for prison.

If we let “wokeism” define everything we do in America, China will surpass us militarily, diplomatically and economically.

@ksorbs Jerkules says so, it must be true.

Guys Biden said the grocery stores aren’t empty and out of food, so clearly that’s correct, your eyes deceive you.