Patty Stew

@jacobi_fresh Damn, Cian was wildin’

Bro swears he’s an ally

@Birds_Worth Watching your figure I see

Never kill yourself

@Birds_Worth He’s not a real doctor??

Some people say he's young at heart, I say he's not a real doctor and also a pedophile

@TylerPike406 How do you buy beer at halftime for your tailgates now?

The amount of people on my Facebook feed mourning this bridge is surprisingly high.

@mrtgrnt37 Dead duck rollout pass by Jordan for a nice layout pick. Go 9rs

@PattyStew1 Nah, it’s cool. I’m traveling and have to get ready to leave

@mrtgrnt37 where are you watching the 49rs rn?

@mrtgrnt37 CMC health plan scores with a min left.

@mrtgrnt37 Wide open drop my George for the easiest 1st down of his life. They convert anyways.

@mrtgrnt37 GB missed fg left side holy

@mrtgrnt37 Aaron ripped like a 40 yd run

@mrtgrnt37 Close your eyes on the ‘counter’ pitch

@mrtgrnt37 Do you want me to video call you and just turn my phone around to the tv😂

@PattyStew1 I’m not, unfortunately. I can’t get the game live.

@mrtgrnt37 Do you want me to live tweet my own feelings about it?

@mrtgrnt37 This looks like a good mugshot

3:30 am, but we’re fucking ready. Griz by a million, baby

@mrtgrnt37 Be blessed that you even have a dishwasher

I genuinely think my roommate doesn’t understand how dishwashers work

@Benperkel Ty and I would

My dawgs and I will take anyone on in due

@TylerPike406 Have you tried using your arm?

Still trying to learn how to throw a disc

@Birds_Worth I could smoke some crack

Considering smoking a lil crack as a preworkout supplement

I was participating in dry January… little did I know January was only 7 days long

@Jacobi_m_ @Birds_Worth Naw you’re thinking of Yellowstone. It’s a bad tv show

@Birds_Worth Nah bro you’re thinking of the cowboys they’re a football team

One day the spurs will be a winning team again