Jacob🤠

Thread of drag names I come up with while doing mind numbing tasks at work :

Hello twitter world

The astros and rangers are playing might have to take two more

Watching the NBA draft one blue chew deep. Let’s see what these boys can do.

Call me Walter the way she Goggin on it

She call me beef the way I get her strogin off

People killin people dyin Peter Lois meg and Brian

When you stop drinking for a weekend

Me when I quit beer for a day

Bro swears he’s an ally

Swish swish gurgle on that thang

@Birds_Worth I had to make sure I spelled my name right

I just watched @jacobi_fresh vote and then get back in line, very concerning.

@Birds_Worth WAIT WAIT WAIT

@jacobi_fresh I'm emailing this tweet to your employer

She be ala up on my Harris til I Kam #vote

@Birds_Worth How bout you employ my balls in your mouth

My friend came over the other day and wanted to play skate 3 but the disc wasn’t working, so I told him we could play Session or even Tony Hawk Too..uhhh

She be mac’n on my roni till I cheese

Pride and prejudice but it’s a rainbow colored confederate flag

Head so good they put it on the radio?!

You’re either chuck or you’re nasty but you’ll never be Chuck Nasty