Pessimist
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For one she is not waking up at 4.00am to cook for her husband so that his co-workers will not use food to snatch him plus other factors.
big_tiphe✨@tiphe_j
Why do rich people glow up after childbirth but middle class and poor moms struggle to bounce back? I mean… just look at a new mom!
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@Deadonafriday_ @Lytherian My bf said if I ever got on my knees and proposed, he’d punch me in the head because that’s his job as a man. So oh well keep creating single mothers for all I care
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nigga asked her why she didn’t marry the fathers of her children and the others popped their balloons lmao 😭
Mac 🍃@ihymacc
“that’s neither here nor there” 😭😭😭
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@SingleFrontier @XUserBlancox @dondika3 Youd have to get through me first lil bro….n u know i keep them weapons come n see you soft shyt bruh
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Some of y'all are lucky that I ain't a dictator
Ezzy@ezzyskii
He’s a 32 year old rich auntie with no job, no kids, and no responsibilities.
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@Heyyesama @kliff2023 Brother ur based in Nigeria what are we talking about rn
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I told him to buy me a slippers of 11k, because I was broke. I had been wearing one slippers to visit him for months. He noticed but did nothing, so I took the courage to ask him, only for him to tell me he isn't making money because of me.
The following month was my birthday, he bought us a ticket to Ghana. We celebrated my birthday, had a nice time. I got back and broke up with him.
There's no point for him doing big things for me if he can't grant the little I asked for.
MAYOR 🇳🇬@mayorde4you2
A short story of how you broke up with him/her
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@thabalox @heismikel1 I see you didn’t get much attention from your parents so you come on X to say anything
You moronic bastard
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Omo Anna passed away since last year and nobody knows. She’s a friend to my sister, her family asked me to keep it confidential until after her funeral which took place on Saturday 🕊️ 💔
anna 💋@anna_chichii
I may not have big nyash, but I have good character What more do you need? 😌
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3 maxxed weapons on codm can already buy a console 😂 next!!
ᜰ@socetyhatesjay
mobile games are for poor people that can’t afford a console.
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@_Ojonya They want make you born their ugly babies that’s why 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Uyghur_Report Depends.... did she cheat on one of them? Then it's OK. Did she whoop one of them in Fortnite? Then it's not ok. We need Backstory.
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@thetalkerholic shoutout to herrrrrrrrrr!! i love when women own wherever they are 🩵
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i hate a man that always want to make something about him..
Barrister Ifunanya@IfunanyaDelilah
His wife was in the middle of an interview and he came to kiss her live 😂💔
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@meowletreloaded Buddy you are Ethiopian you don’t matter in the grand scheme of things
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no more “abeg” “omo” or “yoh” on my tl starting today
Insider Wire@InsiderWire
#BREAKING: 𝕏 will soon let users restrict both posts and replies by region or country.
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@MichaelBernly - A nigga living in the ghetto lmao ok bro bro
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@PessimisticcIm Saying this like more than 50% of people in Nigeria aren’t living in the slums
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@fwzishere what kind of english is this? nigerians and their useless grammar
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lmao
If they keep you, keep Ronaldo, you think say your wife go pick you?
Uncle Femi Dapson@femi_dapson
Shey ronaldo don do summersault for court wedding before?
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@Folajay001 @the_zaynarb I seen your ass defending this dude all over, must be your boyfriend or something
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