Pete Simpson

I am doing a satirical show at the #EdinburghFringe & an election just got announced Please buy tickets, share this and, if you happen to be a journalist, write something about it PLEASE #willofthepeople 🎟️underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/event/will-seb…

Happy World Museum Day. As a TV channel it doesn't have anything to do with us, but we're also British so we thought we'd claim it for ourselves.

Websites writing Fans of the musical articles about West Side Story England's new 'woke' football kit 🤝 Mostly in it for the clicks

It's #TalkLikeAPirateDay so here's our handy pirate translator

You've got Barbie, you know Ken, now meet... Dave

@MrJattski @sohotheatre That is a lovely lot!

Nice to see some of my @sohotheatre Edinburgh designs appearing in print ahead of August. If you’re up in Edinburgh, do check out some of the 17 shows that the team have worked so hard to help bring to the festival!

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Bennifer, Brangelina, Kimye. Relationships seen through the public lens can have negative impacts on building meaningful interpersonal connection; as a society are we putting too much pressure on Barbenheimer? In this essay we will [1/250]

Have enjoyed working* on this. *Having the idea and making everyone else at UKTV work their arses off to make it. And of course @thejazzemu.

Very excited to show this off. Next Tuesday.

@samhansford Soho RFC picking up the numbers again

@MilliganTed Number 8 will BLOW YOUR MIND

Recapping every month that happened this year THREAD 🧵

I am very excited to see this.

Keep the slo-mo shots of pyrotechnics under the roof of a packed Principality Stadium, swelling music underneath highlights of tackles and tries, and cheering crowds with flag painted face, but without Eddie Butler’s voice those montages will never be the same. Genuinely gutted.

@WeedingSian @sohotheatre You’re in my ends. Are you around all week?

@justheseplease @Gildedballoon Solo show poster right there @wsebag

Willm Hoff preparing for our first show tomorrow 7pm @Gildedballoon lads 🎟 tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3838/

@RajivAKaria I reckon it’s something to do with the app

Sajid and Rishi quit cos they couldn’t get 4 weeks off for Edinburgh

@justheseplease @Gildedballoon @ArsalanSattari @_R_W_P_ @pipcarson @GeorgieJonez @edfringe @wsebag That’s tidy that is

HONESTLY NO PRESSURE EITHER WAY Aug 3-29 (not 15) - 19:00 @GildedBalloon poster by the exceptional @ArsalanSattari photo by @_R_W_P_ 🎟️tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3838/🎟️

@MilliganTed Can I offer you a red card to further ruin your day?

What a fucking shitshow

@MilliganTed Never see Cooper doing that

His positioning is all wrong tbf

Keepers gotta be saving that