Philip sims

@JohnCleese Loved it!

You don't feel it lacked just a touch of class ?

@japan_nobunaga 3 within 8 ft

Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸 Do you actually own a gun? In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once. Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never. But online, every American just goes "oh, mine's in the nightstand" like it's a phone charger 🔌 So now I'm genuinely curious: What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got? Is this normal everywhere in the US? Or just some states?

@TheDemocrats No

Love openly. Live authentically. Happy Pride!

I have just been arrested by the police in Madrid, Spain. My phone and passport have been seized but I had a second phone in my pocket so I’m writing this from the back of the police car. I was at Puerta del Sol for just 5 minutes. Police told me I cannot have conversations in the public square. I researched the law and spoke with a lawyer and.they are wrong.

@MikeNellis Amazing!

Your tax dollars at work, folks

@janetakasparky @_xSuccuboix_ @MoxxieMoth Hey! There ya go! Thats the spirit!

@Philmac1978 @_xSuccuboix_ @MoxxieMoth thanks sugartits, you too.

Maybe I’m too woke but I miss 5 years ago when saying the word “retarded” was genuinely nasty and made people look at you like a monster

Happy 80th birthday Mr. President 🎉🎀

The hotel that JJ Watt put us up in gave us a tour of their biggest suite. It costs $150,000 a night. Completely insane. It even had its own basketball court.😭

What an incredible experience. Something the White House hasn’t seen at least since Teddy Roosevelt, and I’m privileged to be a part of it. A personal thank you to @ChuckLiddell, @danawhite, @realDonaldTrump, and the amazing UFC team who made this possible.

Bob Greene is the Board Chair for Rocky Mountain PBS He says he hopes Trump has a stroke for his birthday leaving him unable to walk or speak Any comment @PBS?

@harryjsisson Such a weakling

PLEASE RAIN PLEASE

@janetakasparky @_xSuccuboix_ @MoxxieMoth Bye sweetness, be careful out there.

@Philmac1978 @_xSuccuboix_ @MoxxieMoth honey? sweet lil things like me? ew, Philip. you can say it and i can object. same/same.

@IvankaTrumpRV2 What’s wrong with Muslims saying “Islam First”.

@Fai5alAld0sar1 @IvankaTrumpRV2 They tend to go boom after they say it!

What's wrong with Japanese people saying "Japan First"!

@YourAnonCentral Jealous

The trillionaire build

@janetakasparky @_xSuccuboix_ @MoxxieMoth Oh, honey, you have no idea how much I make sweet Lil things like you uncomfortable. I say my mind and if twinks and blue hairs cry..... I get an extra smile.

@Philmac1978 @_xSuccuboix_ @MoxxieMoth if you're cool with using racial and homophobic slurs and insulting those with intellectual disabilities, Phil, then have at it. do it at work. do it at the bank and the supermarket. let your freak flag fly. but you won't.

@theunluckyrobot @DurdenLeodad @tarapalmeri @abimbaker Nobody care what you hope or think.

📍White House. No Words. 🎥 @abimbaker

@japan_nobunaga You should never waste beer, that's bad! Even spilling beer will get you ridicule and called names of shame. While you maneuver through these experiences, one must also be aware of acts of waste and shame.

In America, a baby will sell you car insurance, and the whole room will weep with pride. Super Bowl Sunday. The game began. I rose, hand on my chest, ready for war. Then the game stopped, and a glowing box showed a talking baby in a tiny suit, selling insurance. The room went silent the way a war council goes silent. "This is the good part, Nobunaga," Master Fred whispered. The good part. So the battle was the interruption, and THIS was the sacred text. I understood my error at once. I had been honoring the wrong thing all night. I resolved to honor the commercials properly. When a man sang to a horse, I rose to my feet and lowered my head. The room laughed. I assumed my reverence had been too shallow, so I knelt. "Buddy, you don't gotta kneel, it's a beer ad," said Master Fred. A beer ad. He was testing my devotion with humility — calling the holiest scroll "a beer ad" to see if I would falter. I did not falter. I removed my hat for the next one, a squirrel befriending a bear for a sugary drink. "It's solid gold, right?" cried Lady Brenda, meaning the joke was good. Solid gold. She had named its very substance. I produced my own brush and ink and began, with great care, to transcribe each commercial into my honor-ledger as it aired, so the wisdom would not be lost. "Honey, what's he writing down," said Lady Brenda. What was I writing. The parables. The covenants. I had filled four pages by halftime and missed the actual game entirely, and I did not regret a single line. I came to this room to witness a war. I leave it having taken faithful dictation from a baby in a suit. Somewhere behind me the game ended; I never saw the score. On the table, four pages of careful brushwork lay drying in the lamplight, and beside them my untouched beer had gone flat and warm in its cup.

@janetakasparky @_xSuccuboix_ @MoxxieMoth Being bigoted, and homophobic are opinions still. You just disagree with them. Lol they let yall report so you feel special, and then keep using the platform while interacting on X. You feel important and they make money off us both.

@Philmac1978 @_xSuccuboix_ @MoxxieMoth now you're just making things up. those words are certainly bigoted, homophobic and ableist. if X doesn't want people to report problematic posts, why do they have a reporting system?