Planets?

@Richard_Vixen @souljagoyteller John Kerry

@souljagoyteller Who is bro

In line for Erika Kirk’s opening TPUSA event at GWU ft. Karoline Leavitt. Will report back

@souljagoyteller Oh so you're not John Kerry

@pukicho And improve File Explorer search

Windows could legitimately remove 90% of the shit they added in 11, clean up the UI and sell it as Windows 12 and it'd be an objectively better product.

@turtology Incredible shot

My sons, watching Artemis II launch from their front yard in Orlando.

@NASA @NASAArtemis What is their favorite Grateful Dead show?

@BortonDoug @adamscochran @CamRMacKenzie Yeah I think this is it most likely

@adamscochran @CamRMacKenzie Or ... Trump is panicking over his terrible approval ratings and thinks he can fix the problem by rebooting his Cabinet. After all, it can't possibly be his fault.

In the past 24 hours we’ve learned Trump is talking about firing like 3 different people in the DoJ and now the DNI. So either: * They are refusing to do something very illegal - which for them is a far out line. Or * There is a major intelligence scandal happening and Trump is going to throw people under the bus

@mommatofour_ Fill it with goods and services

what do I do with my giant pear basket I bought because I had to have it but have no plans for

@ProjectLincoln What?

Double trouble in the Trump admin today. Set another clock for Tulsi.

@snowiecone James

gun to your head name a canadian

@Baby_Knees @dril Please stop posting Woke (have you ever listened to this new podcast where they talk about Woke?)

@dril It was probably a lady’s shit because of the political climate

google doodle fans are shocked to see that today's one is just a pic of some guys shit. well played sir, april fools is once again Respected

@NASA @NASAKennedy Does JPL still play a big role?

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@ConnorEatsPants @drpezeshkian Bro

@drpezeshkian I am sorry our pedophile president is doing this. Do you have access to Fortnite?

To the people of the United States of America

@NotRoPro Yes

is Green Kleiner with Glasses the new biggest sensation?

@votekeithallen This is actually pretty tame compared to other instances

No Kings, but apparently NO CLEANUP either….

@benzaehringer I love this

Oscar's house

@k3nz1e__ Well at least it's not Altoona pizza

$12 martinsville speedway pizza

@cicadaxxseason Tomatoes or some shit idk

what’s everyone planting in their defeat gardens

@yoshi_matsumori Shame!!

私が誤発注しました。

@hasanthehun Take care man

had to fly back home for a family emergency so i won’t be able to make it to the bernie rally- but will be back in nyc soon. also the lines at jfk were insane (but the website estimates were fairly accurate) and yes they got ice dudes handling ids and luggage out here

@Freddiesgato @kenklippenstein Cuz that's what color balls are I'm assuming

@kenklippenstein Why are the balls pink?

Noticing a theme here