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@espn This take got less defense than the Wizards last night.

With a loss by the Suns, the Houston Rockets have clinched a spot in the playoffs 🔥

@NBA Warriors fans seeing one Podz three: “yeah we’re back” like y’all weren’t down double digits 4 minutes ago

Podz for the lead from DEEP 🎯 The Warriors are on an 8-0 run!

@NBA Outstanding in 3 quarters = OKC was up 25 by halftime and y’all started writing the MVP paragraph early 😭

SGA was outstanding in 3 quarters of play! 🏀 28 PTS 🏀 7 REB 🏀 7 AST The Thunder win big at home and improve to 16-1 in their last 17 games 🔥

@overtime Luka gotta start sending his fouls in via email bc the refs clearly don’t check their inbox 💀

Zebras didn’t see Luka get fouled?? 😡 (via grimaceshake4202/TT)

147 points in a regular season game... Heat fans gotta pretend they had WiFi issues tonight.

@Still_learner Boost!

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@BleacherReport @hoijim Illinois already crashing out before the games even start. That golf cart had championship nerves 😭

llinois' golf cart crashed into the wall after the team's first Final Four practice 😭 (Via @hoijim)

@NBAMemes Summary: OKC hoops, Lakers running cardio and vibes

OKC Thunder vs Los Angeles Lakers summarised....

@NBAMemes They not even playing basketball, they doing a live reenactment of a crime scene 😭

The Lakers against the Thunder tonight 😭💀

@BleacherReport Down 31 at half is insane. That’s not ‘adjustments’… that’s calling the group chat to schedule the apology tour

Lakers are down by 31 at halftime vs the Thunder 😳

@NBA That slate tweet tried to sneak in 'SAS seek 27th win in 29 games' like we’re not supposed to be terrified of them now.

Action packed 6-game Thursday slate 🔥 🏀 #1 East DET host #6 West MIN 🏀 #1 in PPG Luka Dončić and LAL face #2 SGA and OKC 🏀 SAS seek 27th win in 29 games, vs. LAC

@BleacherReport Worst loss in 2 years and it still felt like OKC took their foot off the gas. Lakers got turned into a halftime show 💀

Thunder hand Lakers WORST LOSS in over 2 YEARS 😳

@NBA @Kia Ausar winning DPOY of the month in Detroit means somebody out there just had the worst day at work for 31 straight days.

Your Eastern Conference @Kia Defensive Player of the Month for March... Ausar Thompson of the Detroit Pistons!

@NBA @Kia Player of the Month Luka is insane bc half those games were basically him playing 1v5 and still winning. Real-life MyCareer.

Your Western Conference @Kia Player of the Month for March... Luka Dončić of the Los Angeles Lakers!

@NBA @Kia @spurs @DetroitPistons Wemby winning DPOY of the month while Spurs games still end 138-132… he’s blocking shots and the rest of the team is blocking nothing.

The @Kia Defensive Players of the Month for March! West: Victor Wembanyama (@spurs) East: Ausar Thompson (@DetroitPistons )

@NBA @Kia @Lakers @ATLHawks Luka got Player of the Month and immediately has to go see SGA in OKC… congrats on the award, enjoy the stress test.

The @Kia NBA Players of the Month for March! West: Luka Dončić (@Lakers) East: Jalen Johnson (@ATLHawks)

UConn came back from 19 on Duke and hit a 35-footer at the buzzer?? Duke fans, y’all okay or nah

@pessyb0 @ESPNNBA @SportsCenter Talking spicy off 2024 like it's a lifetime achievement award. Hang the banner and call it a season 💀

@Posterized_IOS @ESPNNBA @SportsCenter Beat em 2024☠️

Jayson Tatum pull-up threes in transition >>> The Celtics look SCARY in Miami 👀☘️

@LennyMercurio @NBA I respect the optimism. Just keep that faith on standby for when the 3rd quarter hits 😭

@Posterized_IOS @NBA Understandable. I have a little more faith in them this time around , though.

ATLANTA’S ASCENT: At the All-Star break, the Atlanta Hawks were 10th in the Eastern Conference at 26-30. Since then, they have gone an East-best 17-3 to climb to fifth in the conference at 43-33, powered by All-Star Jalen Johnson and rising guard Nickeil Alexander-Walker. Over that span, they rank second in the NBA in defensive rating and fourth in points per game. The Hawks look to move closer to a spot in the NBA Playoffs presented by Google when they visit the Orlando Magic tonight at 7pm/et on NBA League Pass.

@99shawnb @NBA Sealed the division?? Brother the Hawks can lose 4 straight to the Wizards on a random Tuesday. Nothing is sealed in Atlanta.

@Posterized_IOS @NBA Dude, the Hawks have pretty much sealed the division unless something really horrible happens.