#Jesus 👻

@KhalidAlNumi Souls……as many as I could get

They give you $2 million. You got 20 minutes to spend it or it's gone. Can't buy cars, planes, yachts, or houses. No gold or diamonds either. What you buying?

@DraftKings Pick me.

Boss told me I had to pick 60 winners for this 🌺 Who wants em?

@fra_boxthislap That is not true

@PoundSignJesus His youngest one is 19! They're cute together

Potevamo avere Sidney Crosby che abbraccia amorevolmente i suoi figli e invece abbiamo trump che fa le battute sulla squadra di hockey femminile e quei coglioni che ridono, credo dovrò andare a ripormi in una cassa di legno

@PenguinsJesus He’s pretty much a present day Jagr. They were both the most skilled players ever in the league, but lack the leadership true generational talents like Gretzky, Lemieux, Ovi or Crosby. It’s not his fault, you can’t learn it. Some have it and some don’t. He does not.

Is Connor McDavid simply a stat merchant?

@david_parker Sid has won in every final he played in.

I am sad that McDavid and Crosby didn't get their gold medals; but the tears of the Elbows Up retards is making up for it in spades.

@statmuse Great player but not a leader. If a healthy Sidney Crosby plays with the C on his jersey, Canada wins.

Connor McDavid: — lost 2024 Stanley Cup Final — named 2024 Conn Smythe winner — lost 2026 Winter Olympics — named 2026 Olympic Tournament MVP Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

@GenePrincipe They are a lot a like. Two of the most skilled players ever, but they are Robins and need a Batman to win.

The Mullet and McDavid post game.

I demand this picture of Jack Hughes be put on the new $25 bill. The man is a hero and a patriot. #USAHockey

Connor McDavid is amazing at coming in second place.

Jack Hughes gave perhaps the best interview I have ever heard from an Olympic athlete. #USAHockey

I have not even turned on #SuperBowl

@erik_thorvalds @realDonaldTrump Just join the US. We have plenty of state to trade. Alberta is more American than nearly half the states anyway. You can bring Manitoba and Saskatchewan too if you want.

🚨 @realDonaldTrump Mr. President, Alberta gets it. We understand why Canada’s in the doghouse. But please, carve out an exception for Alberta on tariffs. 88% of our trade is with the United States. We’re already more American than Canadian economically. We want out of Canada. We want direct, fair, tariff-free trade with America. Don’t paint us with Ottawa’s brush. Alberta is ready to be your most reliable partner. #AlbertaIndependence

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@MySportsUpdate I feel these is listed from winner at the top, 5th place ion the bottom in every category

Just announced: Finalists for NFL awards: MVP: - Matthew Stafford - Drake Maye - Josh Allen - Christian McCaffrey - Trevor Lawrence Coach of the Year: - Ben Johnson - Liam Coen - Mike Macdonald - Kyle Shanahan - Mike Vrabel Assistant Coach of the Year: - Brian Flores - Klint Kubiak - Vic Fangio - Josh McDaniels - Vance Joseph Offensive Player of the Year: - Puka Nacua - Bijan Robinson - Christian McCaffrey - Jaxon Smith-Njigba - Drake Maye Defensive Player of the Year: - Myles Garrett - Micah Parsons - Will Anderson Jr. - Aidan Hutchinson - Nik Bonitto Comeback Player of the Year: - Dak Prescott - Christian McCaffrey - Stefon Diggs - Trevor Lawrence - Aidan Hutchinson Offensive Rookie of the Year: - Tetairoa McMillan - Tyler Shough - Emeka Egbuka - TreVeyon Henderson - Jaxson Dart Defensive Rookie of the Year: - Carson Schwesinger - James Pearce Jr. - Xavier Watts - Abdul Carter - Nick Emmanwori

Alberta has more American values than Minnesota. As an American I’d like to propose a trade. Minnesota for Alberta.

@airmainengineer @Nyac_juru_jesse They use the planes for parts to fix the same model planes that are still in service.

Do you know why there are many aircraft parking there?

I have a hard time believing people weren’t driving by their house yelling retard before Trump said that about her father. Nothing screams ignorance like a limited, lowbrow vocabulary. The sad part is you know she took multiple takes & this was the best.

So basically the tariffs are a new way to subsidize the least productive people in society. Keep the dividends and pay down the debt.

This is not a move I would make. Those who qualify will spend the money immediately and then ask for more. The problem is it’s never enough. Politically it’s a terrible move. The recipients and Trump’s political rivals will just say it’s not enough.