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@DanGallagher9 @supershayne Awesome!!! Thanks for letting me know!

@Princess_SBee @supershayne Last week they announced they are now a podcast. They've been on Spotify for a week-ish. You can catch them all there at least. I'm not sure where else.

My job is just…reddit.

@proj4awesome Any idea when the anglerfish art that Hank made will be available? All I want in the world is to own one of those little pieces of art.

@Frigidaire Waiting 10 days for service for a 6 month old fridge is outrageous. So is the fact that we were originally scheduled with a company that does not have a Frigidaire service tech. Why would Frigidaire be scheduling with this company? So frustrated.

@elonmusk Is go back in time 2 weeks an option?

What should Twitter do next?

@3M Thank you SOOO much for the 5x match on Donors Choose. That is absolutely amazing!!! Since there are still funds available, would you consider increasing the $3,000 per teacher cap? I’ve reached that total and still have projects I would love funded.

@smosh @supershayne Well played, @smosh

whoever replies with this is getting blocked

@PokemonGoApp Tried to raid with 7 people twice and didn’t even get close to beating it…just wasted a TON of revives and potions to power up all my Pokémon that fainted. It hard enough to find enough people to raid when you can send invites, forget limiting it to in-person.

It’s time to pull together your best team and call upon your favorite Trainers—Hoopa Unbound is appearing in Elite Raids! 📝 pokemongolive.com/post/elite-rai…

@SklarBrothers @10khaha @TheParkwayMPLS So…bought tix for this show and missed it because I thought it was Saturday night. 😞 Any chance you are sticking around MN and performing somewhere else this weekend? Hope the show was amazing!!!

Tonight. 10:30pm. Minneapolis!! ⁦@10khaha⁩ ⁦@TheParkwayMPLS⁩ theater!!! Still some tix left. See you guys here!!!

@DamienHaas That sounds like the beginning of a Disney movie where the kid ends up with a magical/haunted knickknack and I am here for it.

Feel like making a donation to a school? Donations to my classroom are currently being matched! Help me get a new printer for my students. donorschoo.se/e/rL08DZZIttb #DonorsChoose #helpateacher

@supershayne Goodnight, Monday!

@supershayne @DamienHaas No need for a helmet…you’ve got your hair to protect you!

@DamienHaas this is actually sick as hell

I did the “teenage dirtbag” trend on TikTok, sharing a montage of my teenage years. There are some real bangers in there (tiktok.com/t/ZTRfnQDM6/) I forgot, however, to include the worst photo of me to ever exist. So. Here ya go, internet.

@supershayne You could honeymoon in the Danger Zone

If Tim Gunn and I got married and combined our last names it would be pretty cool

Total time on this call: 1 hour, 2 minutes. New confirmation number…we will see if this order gets cancelled

@SouthwestAir LOVE that you have an extra seat policy for customers who need it, but I’m currently on hold for the 3rd time to rebook because my XS keeps getting cancelled. Can you PLEASE fix this???? Been on hold 45 min now. Photo shows all reservations/cancellations.

@DamienHaas @AbortionFunds Sorry I’m a little late to the party…I had to round it up. Thanks for doing this, Damien! You put so much good into the world and inspire so many others. This is just the latest example. Together we are amazing!!! 💙💙💙

Today's charity tweet chain was a huge success! By my tally, we raised $1872.69 for the National Network of @AbortionFunds! Thank you SO much showing up as a community. Reminder: abortions are healthcare and no person should be forced to keep an unwanted or unsafe pregnancy.

@DamienHaas “Not even once? Yeah, well duck you. DUCK you. Argh, stupid me.”

I’m gonna be real with you, autocorrect. I have never once meant “ducked up.”

@severancepod Quick question — where in the building do you think the severed employees work? I always assumed it was the basement, but in the pod you say you are going “up” to the severed floor…made me realize, we don’t actually know for sure where they are.

@neal_katyal @supershayne Not weird…sadly, just par for the course here in the US

Gonna be very weird if Supreme Court ends a constitutional right to obtain an abortion next week, saying it should be left to the States to decide, right after it just imposed a constitutional right to concealed carry of firearms, saying it cannot be left to the States to decide