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Do you know how disgusting it has to get for people to be on the Lakers side

@rushicrypto Same! Just wondering 🤔 🔻👇

Viva Mexico!

Was the Mayor supposed to fight the fire herself? Did firefighters need approval to (checks notes) fight fire??? I’m struggling to understand what would have been different. It seems like the people impacted by the fires are out for blood bc they want to blame someone.

Never have I read anything more perfect than this

@bryancurtis @VanLathan @byjoelanderson Ivanka Trump should be no. 1. If she wins the GOP primary. We’re utterly f*****.

.@VanLathan made his GOP Depth Chart. Rubio. Vance. Tucker. Stephen A. Full pod w/ me and @byjoelanderson here: open.spotify.com/episode/2pl9ZR…

Good. Those other schools are going to regret it.

YES. YES. I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS. I started a spreadsheet in 2019 tracking every category where America is number one globally and people keep asking me to stop bringing it to Thanksgiving. We lead the PLANET in medical debt. Not the developed world. The PLANET. There are countries where "medical bankruptcy" doesn't translate because the CONCEPT doesn't exist in their language. We invented it. We EXPORTED it as a field of academic study. German researchers fly here to observe it happening in real time. They take NOTES. We are a living laboratory and the experiment is "what if you made people choose between insulin and rent." We chose. Exposed. This is the thing we're best at. We lead in incarceration. More humans in cages than China. China has 1.4 billion people and an authoritarian government and we STILL have more prisoners. We beat AUTHORITARIANS at their own game using FREEDOM. We did it with both parties cooperating across NINE administrations. Name ONE other bipartisan project that lasted fifty years. You can't. This is our moon landing. We just don't film it. We lead in insulin pricing. $300 for a vial that costs $30 in Canada. Canada is VISIBLE FROM DETROIT. You can see Canada from a Walgreens parking lot where someone is deciding between half-doses. The same molecule. The same manufacturer. The border adds $270 of LEADERSHIP. That's what leading looks like. It looks like a 900% markup on not dying. We lead in mass shootings. Not per capita. Not adjusted. RAW TOTAL. We have so many that researchers had to invent subcategories. School. Workplace. Concert. Grocery store. We have a TAXONOMY. Other countries have incidents. We have a CLASSIFICATION SYSTEM with peer-reviewed SORTING CRITERIA. That's infrastructure. That's RIGOR. We lead in healthcare spending AND in maternal mortality among rich nations. Simultaneously. We spend $4.3 trillion a year and mothers die at rates that would concern a developing nation. We spent MORE money to get WORSE outcomes so consistently that it can't be incompetence. Incompetence wouldn't be this RELIABLE. This takes PLANNING. This is an ACHIEVEMENT of systems working exactly as designed across multiple industries cooperating to extract value from the specific biological event of someone trying not to die. We lead in per-capita spending on our military while our veterans sleep in tents. We allocated $886 billion to defense and our soldiers come home to a VA waitlist so long that some of them die on it. We spent the money. We just didn't spend it on THEM. The money went somewhere. It led the way. Just not toward the people who fought. I printed this tweet on a 24x36 poster. It's in my living room. My wife moved out last month but she didn't take the poster so I think she agrees.

Steel from Juice.

This is the wildest stat I’ve seen in a long time. Man, how.

This makes me happy. Ball don’t MF stop!

They lowkey ruined an Easter tradition of going bowling. It wasn’t worth the cost!

🚨NEWS: Following a @LeverNews investigation, a federal antitrust case is being filed against the private-equity backed conglomerate taking over America's bowling alleys. The suit accuses Bowlero of perpetrating “the veritable destruction of the decades-old pastime of bowling."

FAFO. Right?

Congrats to Samantha Rivera! Many of us hockey fans should be familiar with her:

Welcome to ESPN, @JSamanthaRivera! The bilingual journalist has signed a multiyear agreement As a host, Rivera will contribute to ESPN Digital, @ESPNDeportes & @SportsCenter More: bit.ly/4erS2g5

Ted Turner, the billionaire media entrepreneur and philanthropist who launched the 24-hour cable TV news revolution when he founded CNN in 1980, has died. He was 87. cnn.it/4d7tcQ2

The more losers we elect like @JohnFetterman. The harder it is to stand up against fascism.

Relax, Lightning McQueen.

I already thought Elon’s mom constantly defending him on twitter was embarrassing. I didn’t even consider that Elon was the one tweeting as his own mom and defending himself, which is maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen