John Daily

first round of golf for the year and ya boy only lost one ball and made only one snowman jheeeeeez

@RTNToronto Yeah facts wtf

#UPDATE: The individual who harassed the Sikh man has been arrested by police in Woodstock.

i got carded two days in a row you old face looking losers

Lmfao search “Hoffman” and click “latest” plz

5-2 Jays bottom of the 9th and Hoffman bout to do Hoffman tings

can get over the fact i was one Ernie rbi away from financial freedom 🥹

you have some fuckin audacity @SUBWAY

i really might be pro level good at ping pong

RIGHT FUCKING NOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS FUCKING CLOWN LMAO HOW YOU COME IN LET THE BASES LOAD AND GIVE UP A GRAND SLAM

GET HOFFMAN OFF MY FUCKING TEAM PLZ @BlueJays

these kids did the touch a strangers arm on the escalator thing on me but they weren’t even recording lol wtf is wrong with these kids man

this is my second time in a Burger King this week which is two more times than i have been in over 20 years plus the staff is all flip this may be the greatest franchise turnaround ever

them ads weren’t lying, this ain’t the same shitty Burger King anymore. Genuinely shocked at how good the fries are now

i thought this song was saying “keep it common law” the whole time but apparently it’s “keep it coming love”

welp this only means we double down for tomorrow and if that doesn’t work it’s popcorn for dinner for a month

tf goin on in Belarus???

vladdy if ur reading this plz i just need one(1) homerun today win or lose 🥹

i don’t really mind rain and i don’t really mind snow but both at the same time is where i draw the line 🤬

wtf happened to brendon little holy shit