Pumpoi Percy

@smtm_lfc1975 April 27th, Spurs at Anfield, bookmark this.

@draloneboy 11 grandchildren? Begs the question doesn't it?

Imagine being 79 With 5 children AND 11 grandchildren Being the best Grandpa on earth The Left can’t stand this

@q_slavic Wrong, if you were already a killer then it's one less

If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.

@SophiePrestonHa Oh fuck off 😂

Out campaigning in Hockley today with the Reform lorry, and something deeply concerning happened on Buckingham Road. A teacher standing with a group of school children actively encouraged them to boo and give thumbs down to our vehicle. Whatever your political views, children should not be used to push political bias or be influenced in this way by those in positions of trust. Our schools should be places of education, critical thinking, and respect — not political indoctrination. Quite frankly, this sort of behaviour is deeply inappropriate and raises serious questions about neutrality within our education system. Parents deserve to know what is happening, and children should be allowed to form their own opinions free from political influence. #Hockley #Education #PoliticalNeutrality #ParentsMatter #ReformUK #Essex #LocalElections

@ronsterd89 AI

First thing that comes to mind when you see this photo?

@bearcat_sherman @AntSpeaks So you don't deny it then.

@PumpoiPercy @AntSpeaks Still better than a young commie radical like Hillary, a fake Dr monster like Jill or a raging maniac racist pig like Michelle. A prostitute you say? Still more respectable, classy and patriotic and beautiful than any Dem “womyn” anywhere. Ha ha the laugh is on you

These images of Melania Trump should serve as a litmus test of sorts to determine just how void of critical thinking some people truly are, even if observations of one’s looks and dress sense are subjective. If they can look at these photos and still claim Jill Biden or Michelle Obama had more elegance, class, and beauty, then I seriously question their judgment and it is only safe to assume their views are driven purely by political ideological loyalty.

@WhiteHouse Elderly Slovenian prostitute and her most loyal customer, now sadly so far advanced with dementia that he no longer recognises her, sad story.

Timeless.

@OneBadDude_ Great satire.

Melania Trump speaks SIX languages. Joe Biden can barely speak English. Ilhan Omar can’t read Roman numerals. Kamala Harris can’t complete a coherent sentence. Nancy Pelosi slurs her words. The First Lady is smarter than the entire Democratic Party.

@JuliaHB1 @SadiqKhan Horrible shit stirrer.

London Mayor @SadiqKhan says he is "angry, appalled, disgusted" by the Golders Green stabbing attack. I can't imagine how angry, appalled and disgusted he's going to be when he finds out who's in charge of overseeing the abject failure of policing in our capital city as the - checks notes - Mayor of London.

@mymomcare @FLOTUS Do you specialise in elderly Slovenian prostitutes or is that a one-off?

Since Vogue won’t do a cover of @FLOTUS I did:

@TedUrchin I'll join you in July, but I'll be saying 23, and times three sotto voce

J'ai soixante-neuf ans aujourd'hui. Surely some mistake. The gods are taking the piss.

@basedandbougie @Nigel_Farage @Telegraph Picture or it never happened.

🚨BREAKING! @Nigel_Farage has just revealed on the @Telegraph that his home was firebombed. When did politics become so violent? This is unacceptable!

@CLEMENCEOFENGL1 @RayClem1 @LFC @England Keegan was his ex team mate by the date of the match, admittedly only by 9 days.

June 12th 1977…. @RayClem1 walks out behind @LFC team mate Kevin Keegan as @England take on Argentina at La Bombanera in Buenos Aires. The game ends 1-1 as England remain unbeaten on their tour of South America with Clem conceding just one goal in three matches

@TheFungi669 Ouch 😂

I was never a fan of Charlie Kirk but deep down he’s not a bad guy.

@Chet_Cannon @FLOTUS Frazzled old Slovenian prostitute.

Prettiest First Lady ever and it’s not even close. It’s honestly laughable thinking about the countless magazine covers & articles fawning over the “style and beauty” of Jill Biden, Michelle Obama, and Hillary Clinton—lol—as if we don’t have eyes. God bless our stunning @FLOTUS

@triffic_stuff_ Same cunt who couldn't be arsed to vote? Get in the bin. 😂

🚨 BREAKING: FARAGE DECLARES “THE END IS NEAR” FOR KEIR STARMER! In a blistering takedown, Nigel Farage has unleashed on the Prime Minister, branding him “the most unpatriotic, unBritish leader the country’s ever had!” Farage warns that a crushing defeat for Labour in their own heartlands on May 7 will spell disaster for Starmer and predicts he’ll be OUT of Downing Street by midsummer! I hope he’s right! The problem is Labour will still be in government and someone like Rayner will probably take over. She’s just as bad, if not worse. Only when the whole rotten lot are gone can Britain truly begin the road to recovery.

@implausibleblog Also known as William the Bastard, funnily enough he didn't like the name

President Trump, "Last fall, Melania and I had the pleasure of visiting their Majesties at Windsor Castle, a structure that's so beautiful and so long that it never seemed to end" "I, uh, looked down as a former real estate person, and it just went on forever" "And it was built by a gentleman named William the Conqueror in the year 1070" "And I asked the king, I said, was he a nice man, William the Conqueror?" "He said, I tend to doubt it. I don't think so" "When they call you William the Conqueror, generally speaking, you're not going to be too nice. But he must have been something, because it was nothing like I've ever seen Windsor Castle" "But, uh, tonight, in return, we are really doing something that's very special. Preparing to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our Declaration of Independence. A big time in our country. Very big time"

@EricSpracklen Top notch journalism there poppet, definitely Pulitzer prize winning stuff.

Things I absolutely don’t care about: - King Charles - The State Dinner - England

@andrewc44104127 Fucking hell you're a fragile wee chap aren't you?

They won't be happy till every trace of our history and heritage has been wiped out.

@LuckyMcGee He doesn't want to be your King you silly person.

My favorite part of King Charles appearing before Congress was the part where all the liberals who refused to stand or applaud for Angel Moms or a kid with cancer, and who constantly scream “NO KINGS!” give a 3 minute standing ovation for a literal king. 🙃 What a bunch of disingenuous hypocrites.