Randy Quaker 🇺🇸

@ErrorGramatica Creature from the Black Lagoon lookin ahh

Apodado como el “Justin Bieber indio”, fue sido elegido el hombre más guapo de la India 😳

@mhorucy @GfedGoCrazy I’m DEEPLY closeted

@RandyQuaker @GfedGoCrazy Having a profile pic of another man is gayer than this btw

NO clue how I got in this position… truly a 1:1 video coming tomorrow

@KevinWalker1415 @Aaron_Torres How could I get over myself, that doesn’t even make sense.

@RandyQuaker @Aaron_Torres this isn’t about YOU randy…get over yourself

Philadelphia Eagles just took a guy, Uar Bernard, from Nigeria Has never played football. But weighed in at 306 lbs.... ran a 4.53 40 yard dash... and has six percent body fat. WHAT. A. STORY.

@TxForever At the end of the day, it’s just a hockey game, we will all go on with our lives, and you will still be bald.

You can clear as day see a stick wack him in the face.. Twitter experts will slow down something that happens at 100mph and think that Jamie Benn should have been aware that it was his own stick somehow as if his stick feels any different hitting his face 😂. Just yapping

@Notwokenow @janefkndoe I dunno, I think it’s kinda hot.

This is a very creepy photo for a Dad to feature in a post about his 19 year old daughter. Or have I become too suspicious or too sensitive?

@ShortHandedZS @MoneyPuckdotcom Thanks for clearing that up, Zatch.

Stars vs Wild 5-on-5 Metrics (via @MoneyPuckdotcom) Expected Goals: 7.226 to 7.216 (MIN) Shot-Attempts: 213 to 196 (DAL) Compare this to: Actual Goals: 10 to 3 (MIN) This isn't 5-on-5 dominance, it's good puck luck.

@_dave018 @GfedGoCrazy Calm down

@RandyQuaker @GfedGoCrazy If you eat Leann Chins in the airport you need to be on the no-fly list non-negotiable.

Do twin cities people ride for this place or does everyone agree it’s a knockoff panda? No clue how they exist 500ft from each other

@Aaron_Torres I don’t care if it makes my coffee and does my taxes, I ain’t wearing a fucking sports bra.

I shouldn't be surprised, but the number of idiots in the comments that don't know what a catapult vest is, and what it is does, is truly mind-boggling to me. For those wondering, no, it's not a "bra." Idiots.🤦‍♂️

@GfedGoCrazy “Not gonna lie…” >lies

Not gonna lie… Wolves arena is louder than Wild today Crowd has been standing most of 2nd half and Target Center holds noise so much better No dog in the fight just reporting my experience

@RivardKevin @ibamboozIe Did your husband put you up to this?

@ibamboozIe Ya know, let’s call a truce for a moment and just appreciate the fucking unreal hockey we are privileged to witness. We both love hockey, just from different towns. And screw the Avs that are just gonna be sitting there licking their chops

They’ve just won the Stanley Cup. What a moment

@Top100Rick I’ve never in my life seen anyone falling over drunk at a golf course in the US.

Is getting drunk on the golf course exclusively an American thing? When I travel abroad, it’s non existent. Have to think golf carts are a big factor. If walking 7 miles way less likely to drink 8 transfusions.

@BenStiller 👀

Got it done

@peebuttnutter I’m not that creative

Why do highly intelligent creatives sit inside and jerk off all day?

@RobCase34737445 @Adamtweets2026 @AnthonyLaPanta Hey settle down

@Adamtweets2026 @AnthonyLaPanta Ya and the penalty on Bischel was ridiculous also. You got one, we got one. Stop blaming the refs for your inability to kill off of power-play, or score on your own.

Ridiculous. Benn dives and draws a penalty

@fandompulse Sheeeeeeiiit

Disney Star Wars Actor John Boyega refuses to watch movies like The Lord Of The Rings because of a lack of black representation: "There are no Black people in Game of Thrones. You don't see one Black person in Lord of the Rings. I ain't paying money to always see one type of person on-screen. You see different people from different backgrounds, different cultures, every day. Even if you're a racist, you have to live with that. We can ruffle up some feathers." Is he racist for acting like this?

@amsocpatriot Did you just fall out of a coconut tree?

If the "White Race" is so superior then why are you guys complaining about being ruled by the Jews?

@GfedGoCrazy You gotta try it at the airport. Airport Chin hit different fr

You know what there’s something special about a community collectively disliking a place. This shit was mid

@TheRoyalSerf Eva Green

Got a favorite jew?

@coldcallsniper Arrival fallacy

Just once I wanna book a random tee time and be paired up with hot chicks