RAP QUOTEs. 🙂 🇷🇺

The truth is madder than fiction - DAVE

@johnsonj5os Do parrots, actually talk?

@Zack_magaig What's happening here

OMG 😰😳 look at this 😯

@doser_i85668 This guy's funny Asf

The girl next to the blonde has the most concerned face I've ever seen at a comedy show. 🤣

@Konstannnt @instablog9ja I wonder o 😂

@instablog9ja “I will arrest you” Nobody in this country has the legal right to arrest you over a loan. Loan is a civil matter. Highest you people will go to court and they tell you to pay. Come to think of it if he his in jail how will he pay?

Man shares the new tactics a Female Fintech Agent used on him after he borrowed money, and is yet to pay

@DuskJohn1 @SSamolco

@SSamolco Anything by portable

I think I have the best music taste in the whole world

@T1mbles Dream do come through

@celestinwanebi @_y3maya Ahhh, omoor, you go wan craze o

@_y3maya My mum told me to go to the market after my exams and buy some food stuffs so she gave me the list of things I should buy on a piece of paper I mistook that piece of paper for my chips and took it into the exams hall. Only to find out it was the list my mum gave me 💔💔💔😭😭

share your story: failed examination malpractice edition😭

@daveisfc Wait o! Na 'Sir Dickson ' be the 'sir epon? 😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus I just grab o

sir epon no fit chuk mouth for this jersey heist matter make boys no remind am about him second leg scam😂😂😂

@Holayinkarr Difference?

What I ordered. What I got😭

@PenielThoy My condolences 🙏

just lost my mom.

@911_woli @mex_19_ @FabrizioRomano You will be shocked

@mex_19_ @FabrizioRomano Well, you’re not far off from the truth. But The experience and Silva’s grit cannot simply be ‘replaced’, at least not for another season

🚨💣 BREAKING: Bernardo Silva will LEAVE Manchester City in June as a free agent, as revealed last week. It’s now official as Bernardo informed the club, as #MCFC assistant coach Pep Lijnders confirms. Bernardo hopes to pick his new club before the World Cup.

@Cryptozylver Person wey chop beating from manu

He's good but against United is where he always draws the line

"Throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower But it's "fuck the world", get a child out her" - Lil Wayne (no love) fire 🔥

@iam_skymonie 2 odd keh Ahbeg o

2 odd on sporty to make it 40m. Go hard or go home 😎

@sully80kg There's nothing like a fixed match o Na only TOP mafias and very wealthy people that have access to it Mostly Italians

Ma buy fixed game for 5k If i get 5k I go dey bet?

@brighw3b If dem start to dey bill you with entitlement now, you go dey cry This is fooling not lines

went through your dump and noticed you didn’t post anything about having a pet 😅, do you need a 6ft, dark skin, funny, rich and caring pet? i bark occasionally too lolxyz 😅💕 Woof woof 🐶, baubau grrrrr, grrrrr, gbaogbao ,woof grrrr 🐯

@xaminatorx47 My roommate bro😭😭😭

You caught your roommate reading when semester just Started, and making you feel unserious… Like bro we just resumed….

@favour21790 But lodge outside campus deh more expensive to hostels na

“Favour,why don’t you stay in school hostel??” Me wey no want make 5 other girls know say na garri I dey always drink morning,afternoon ,night 🥹😭😂

That phase where you slowly start to h8te your girlfriend is crazy 😭