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@SaltyGoat17 Meanwhile they forget so conveniently how Macron got his face smooshed in front of the plane hatch.

Are liberals really losing it because Trump left his umbrella at the top of the stairs for one of his people to get? Is there anything they won’t cry about?😂

@Maga4liberty Yes.

Do large corporations even have free speech rights???

@TheWorldClassBS Only that I've forgotten it.

No. Can you?

@anirudhasah Someone just needs to start marketing dehydrated water.

We are very close to inventing water from first principles

@Expansao_Astro We already are. Are you new to this planet or something?

Quais são as chances de nos tornarmos uma verdadeira civilização espacial?

@Aduray360 @RedMedia_us Since when do all black people have to march in lockstep? Republicans freed you from your physical bonds 161 years ago. Now it's up to YOU to free your mind.

The most fucked up thing about all this isn't that she's a Republican or even MAGA. It's the fact that she'd share a meme mocking Michelle Obama, a fellow Black woman like herself, as a man. That shows how deeply sick of a person she is. It tells you she's not just a Republican, but a Q'Anon maniac. Cancel th3n fuck out of her and her music group.

Newly surfaced documents show TLC's Chili voted for the Republican party from 2016 to 2024 in both primaries and general elections despite claims that she isn't MAGA. 📎meidasnews.com/news/chilli-vo…

@RedMedia_us It IS possible to vote Republican and not be MAGA. 🙄

@Bob_Janke They'll do anything to try to retain cultural relevance. It's either brag about kettles or fuss over the extra U in humor.

You think something tastes different because of how it got hot?

@WallStreetApes Desert biomes can be destroyed by a brush fire and take centuries to rebuild.

American hiker shows that even in the middle of nowhere, just open land, California is still restricting basic camping “This is kind of crazy. I'm 350 miles away from Los Angeles right now — no overnight camping, campfires or stoves” “I don’t get it” Government is too big

@AllysonSaysSo2 Your phone is surrounded by hundreds of other devices all on the same frequency range. NASA has frequencies all it's own and no one else is near their ship. We hope.

Anyone else curious why NASA can receive data from 4.6 billion miles away but I will lose my WIFI connection walking into the kitchen?

@ThrillaRilla369 Yeah, old af!

Only those born before 1990 will know what this is

@pirooooon3 You can ORDER a gun anytime you want, but you have to pick it up at a licensed gun dealer after passing an FBI background check.

なになになに？ 仕事中に銃を買ってるの？ この人は何をするつもり？ いやいやいや それよりもアメリカって仕事中に銃を買えるの？ 日本人には考えられない

@tufpraise The Muslim mind cannot be both religious and accepting of LGBT. They can only feign acceptance for the cameras.

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

@Notwokenow I'm glad I didn't pick my doctor for her dancing skills.

This does not inspire confidence.

@MarieIsabellaB Most of us do, but just like safe landings at the airport, you'll never hear about it. But one mishap of either kind and it's 24/7 news.

What’s stopping them from wiping the seat down afterwards, though?🤨

@ky_statesman Did he now? I don't think I've ever seen a SecDef operate a missile battery. 🤔 Oh, wait, I smell bullshit.

This clown literally bombed a girl's school and murdered 165 innocent children.

@JensStuemmler At least he doesn't get shoved in the face by his wife.

Even in small, insignificant gestures, Trump impressively demonstrates just what an idiot he is. He isn't even capable of closing an umbrella and leaves that to the Secret Service

@NoContextBrits So what? We don't have 240v kettles and it's a pain to set your kitchen up for a 240v outlet that will only be used for a kettle with a UK plug.

Americans microwave water to make tea.

@whoinvitedjon The guy who already has 100lbs of popcorn kernels.

Butter was on sale for half price at Costco, but it said limit of 50 per customer. Who the hell is buying 50 lbs of butter?!