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@Lookslikeint @AktienAnker Mein Beileid! 🫶🏻

@RavenPuh @AktienAnker wollte immer scout, war aber underdog mcneal

Was wurde eigentlich aus Eastpak? Ohne diesen Rucksack warst du vor 25 Jahren ein Niemand. Der Aktienkurs hätte wohl so ausgesehen wie eine umgedrehte Parabel

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!

sorry it blew up, but for explosion fanatics, this is an all-time explosion caught on camera x.com/SawyerMerritt/…

@WomanDefiner Sssshhh, that’s their „culture“, you are not supposed to understand it and it doesnt have to make sense.

100 dollars a jar for unhealthy fruit you can make at home for 5 dollars is wild.

@Porkchop_EXP Laughs in South Tyrolean

My europoors, what is going on??

@thintechgodhead The heat came so suddenly. Last weekend, I was walking around in jeans and a sweater, and it was almost too chilly. 😄

@thintechgodhead South Tyrol yesterday 🥲

end to the europe heatwave discourse should be that i, a man born and raised in texas and very used to dfw summers, am currently sprawled on a cooling mat made for dogs fighting for my life in germany

@otokyo Thlim Thady

Give him a RAP name

@Bornakang Since I’m here anyway: I’ll eat her ass

If she asks you to come over and it looks like this what’s your next move?

@ivShubham_INN Mmmmh a shit cigar

Indian Tobacco (तंबाकू ) Making in Kolkata 😲

@soyyy_fercha @iluv_papi Then she shouldn’t have confirmed his question with „perfect“. And then you wonder why you can’t land any decent men, you dumb cunts.

@iluv_papi As a girl.. doing this... babe your too aggressive, and we don't like that. Try changing your mindset. If a girl didnt show up on your date.. it means she doesnt like you.

REPORTER: "Can you speak a little bit about your, post on Truth Social on Iran? And what was the decision ... why you didn't attack... ?" PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Well, other countries have come to me and they've said... We were getting ready to do a very major attack tomorrow. I've put it off for a little while, hopefully, maybe forever, but possibly for a little while, because we've had, very big discussions with Iran and we'll see what they amount to." "I was asked by Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE and some others if we could put it off for 2 or 3 days, a short period of time, because they think that they are getting very close to making a deal. And if we can do that where there's no nuclear weapon going into the hands of Iran, I think and if they're satisfied, we will be probably satisfied."

@xnxhamster Blondi

What do they call german shepherds in germany?

@homo_est_liber Der schwarze Vollbart hat zur Lockenpracht und dem Glitzerkleid aber gefehlt 😕

Aus allen Ländern melden sich zur Punktevergabe sympathische Ladies und Männer. Nur #Deutschland muss natürlich wieder mit einer links-grünen Transfrau (oder welchem Geschlecht auch immer) aus der Rolle fallen. Total irre! #ESC26 #ESC2026 #Eurovision

@Freiheit_m2030 Aber ihr seid es ihnen doch schuldig 🧎🥹

Zum Glück hat Bulgarien den #ESC26 gewonnen und die Ehre dieser korrupten Veranstaltung gerettet. Israel ist beim #ESC2026 auf Platz 2 gelandet. PS: Mein gottloses Land namens Deutschland hat Israel beim #Eurovision 12 Punkte gegeben. Das deutsche Volk soll sich dafür schämen!

@Reki47 @ainyrockstar Wollt ihr Dankeschön-Punkte geschenkt bekommen, oder wollt ihr anhand des Songs/Performance bewertet werden? Seltsame Einstellung.

Da sieht man welchen Wert wir in Europa von haben. Null. Wir sind zwar der (ich glaube) größte Zahlmeister, aber das war es auch. Nichteinmal von der Ujraine, die wir mitmunseren Steuergeldern überschütten, gaben uns 1 Punkt. Liegt vielleicht daran, dass die Gelder bei der Bevölkerung nicht ankommen sondern im Umkreis von Herrn Selensky versanden?

0 Punkte vom Publikum in ganz Europa für Deutschland. Ich finde, es ist der Zeitpunkt gekommen, um als Zahlmeister aus diesem Event auszusteigen.

@badnermaus Deutsche so

arsch offen

@suckurmuddahhh @Cancel_Network_ @AmiriKing As everywhere in the world, tourist-trap restaurants have little to do with authentic cuisine. They’re about making money, not about authentic flavor and quality. And believe me, 99% of tourists think they didn’t fall into a tourist trap :)

@RavenPuh @Cancel_Network_ @AmiriKing Been to Italy and the food is mid but I like that it’s fresh and organic

Black people will add Kool-Aid to a jar of pineapple and swear they are Gordon Ramsey.

@SeeMeOva @Cancel_Network_ @AmiriKing Italian here. an actual Italian from Italy, not one of those fake Joeys from NY: I’m whiter than most white Americans, and so is my entire region. So please, even if it’s hard for you: if you have no clue what happens outside your hood, maybe shut your exhausting mouth for once.

@Cancel_Network_ @AmiriKing They do not identify with you at all. White is CAUCASIAN. All of those are ppl of color which you are not. Name one from America ? What’s white food in America that’s not another country’s