Harry Dresden

@CMaxkfa @MonkRecruiter Careful man, the hardcore golf bros will crucify you for not sucking the long dick of golf etiquette.

@MonkRecruiter Not everyone is crazy about golf and it’s kind of phaggy to have this opinion

Not even a crazy take but if I golf with you and your etiquette is horrid I will look at you different from now on. Kind of ruins the friendship.

@stinkfacejerm No, that would be Sam Hyde.

@RavisTrandy I agree, you might be the coolest guy on the site

These are the guys taking your tee times

@stinkfacejerm Cooler than the guy complaining that other people play golf.

@RavisTrandy You’re fucking cool

@Smuphy You’ve also heard

Nvm definitely heard this one before

Aight confession time. I’ve never really listened to Billy Joe Shaver outside of live forever. Doing a deep dive today.

@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb We want it off our timelines

Everyone wants to critique my @barstoolspringb decisions. Guess what I know what you want more than you do

@Williamsim70556 @maniaUFO lol wolf do not exist in Northern Maine, or Elk. But you lived there?

@maniaUFO That's a wolf 🐺. I lived up there and they are common. So are moose and I think 🫎 elk. And bears. Lots of wildlife up there.

Unbelievable! A trail cam in northern Maine has captured what appears to be a female werewolf. Is this proof of the legendary creature roaming our forests, or is there another explanation?🧐🤔😬😬😬

@dbo360x You’re the only one who would out yourself. Amazing haha

With Kenny delivering on his word & putting himself back into a position to win this 26SX title. I thought I'd share another one of my brilliant not-so Hot Takes from 11/22. Shameful. Absolutely shameful.

@TEEITUPGOLFING @bored2dthNashvL I played yesterday in Northern Maine.

@bored2dthNashvL They can only play 3 months out of the entire calendar year

Golf courses without trees suck ass. Northeastern golf is by far, the best golf.

@mericanaf7 Stopped reading after first sentence. You’re an idiot

My husband and I are both J6ers. For four years, we endured hell starting with an early morning raid, arrests, pretrial supervision, dozens of court hearings, house arrest, and prison time. We lost the business we built from the ground up. Our families suffered right alongside us. We’re far from alone. 1,600 of us had our lives completely upended by the January 6 prosecutions. I speak for many when I say we want restitution for the homes, businesses, savings, and years stolen. President Trump @POTUS @realDonaldTrump, you’ve already delivered justice through pardons. Now please make restitution happen for those of us who sacrificed everything.

@syednomanghani @CuriosityonX Magin

@CuriosityonX With all due respect to her and her colleagues, I think anyone can sit on a moving vehicle. What makes them and this trip significant? I thought they were landing on the Moon.

🚨: NASA astronaut Christina Koch after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

@itsmoonhead It’s not easy to watch.

We are on a sinking ship lmao

@FaskSag @Dr_DewSweep Sorry, Chinz.

@RavisTrandy @Dr_DewSweep Yo Harry what the hell?

If you weren’t an avid golfer/golf fan during the days when guys were dressed like this, I don’t wanna hear your fucking opinion on anything. Some of us have been here since the beginning, and we can all sense a performative ass Covid boy. #shrink

@FaskSag @Dr_DewSweep Nah dude you suck, we are against new golf fans and golfers. The goal is to shrink the sport

@Dr_DewSweep I unfortunately fall under the category of covidian golfer. Is there a way my opinion can be valid? I haven’t missed a PGA tournament or major since 2022 I hate micro print polos and lettering hats I dislike Bryson And follow and love all traditions that golf has to offer?

@elitomac @LewisPhillips71 @christianw381

@LewisPhillips71 @christianw381 You’re spewing absolute garbage. Ian, Carlos, and Steph de briefed in the bus after the race. Then Jade and Ryan stopped by. You have zero credibility with that statement. #youreahack

@LewisPhillips71 did you get the “Scoop” since Steve can’t?

@action_thurman This post is gay

Having the tee in your hat at the bar gayer than gay porn #nuke

@raycaswell85 @driversside @GratefulKeg He should roll 4-5 cars over, maybe get a coule DUIs to gain repeat from the fans

@driversside @GratefulKeg He's a bit of a dickhead.

Well Rory has killed 14-18 all weekend. This is over. Congrats. Play the course 23 times in a month leading up to the tournament obviously you’re gonna win. Sad day for the game of Golf.

@stephenasmith You fucking idiot

Watching my golf and seeing Rory McILROY falling about by the seams. Bad enough he lost a 6-Shot lead on Saturday, walking into Sunday as a co-leader, but now he’s missing gimme’s, surrending the lead to Cameron Young, who’s now got a 2-Shot lead. Not Good. Not Good at all

@_V3C7 @Polymarket Bub is an endearing term Mainers use. I’m not being a dick, I would have said Pal if that were the case.

@RavisTrandy @Polymarket Don’t shift the goalpost and then condescendingly call me bub. Of course the guy who is anti-datacenter thinks he’s above someone else. Classique.

JUST IN: Maine is set to become the first state to pass a ban on data center construction.

@_V3C7 @Polymarket I’m happy for you. You can have em bub

@RavisTrandy @Polymarket … the best part is, I had no idea until you made this reply and searched for some locations.