Jacob Hess

@mad_scientits 😓

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@mad_scientits That’s fucked up.

Is this a dealbreaker: they heat up fridge beer in the microwave so it’s room temp

@exitbees #LittleWhiteTie

@mad_scientits Should be clear that this is a first order derivative. A second order derivative (the rate of change of the rate of change) is acceleration.

@mad_scientits A derivative is the rate of change. Think of it like a car going down the highway. It moves (changing its position) at a rate of 60 mph for example.

WHat is a derivative?? Explain like I'm 5!!!

@mad_scientits Big Bang Theory or Friends.

Someone ever give you a tv opinion that makes you go “I’ll never trust your opinion again”?

@mad_scientits Mhm. Totally understand. I’m a suspension bridge type.

Integral knowledge of how dams work and knowing bridge types. Truss bridge is my favorite

@mad_scientits This sounds wonderful.

I just want to sit and watch 500 crows have a lil meet and greet on the abandoned playhouse

@mad_scientits Mhm.

Sometimes I catch myself driving pinky up

@exitbees Yo… he might be using some tips from the big bro. You hear them whispering?

@mad_scientits But it has to be in your car.

I eat chicken-fil-a at my lowest points and tonight is a chicken night

@mad_scientits You go girl!

Challenging this as I set up my snail tank again 🙏🙏🙏

@exitbees A big day for a little French boy.

@mad_scientits Oh damn.

@mad_scientits Specific diving board? Perhaps at Lakeview? Or the now RETIRED high dive at kings ridge?

Had a dream about a bird flying around with a BIG FISH. He would rest on a diving board

@mad_scientits Youre not alone

Who is out there feeling like a failure all the time 🤚🤚🤚

@mad_scientits “Note the warm tongue and the cold rhinarium (hairless nose tip)”. …….bitch as if I DIDNT notice

Obsessed. Whole paper about cold dog noses

@ZoeInTheory @mad_scientits Second that

@mad_scientits i'm getting mabel vibes from her <3

What should I name this beautiful lady 😍

@mad_scientits Zelkova. You know.

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