inspirational house track

celtics won and i still haven't unpacked my relationship with femininity </3

period finally came. a whole 22 days late I really thought my butch did it

feminism is quite literally the best thing that has ever happened to our species

I let 3yo play with toilet paper earlier and he said “this toilet paper party is gorgeous”

Gas station guy: Odometer? Me: 116753 Guy: 9866729198376? Me: Yup

I hereby declare that food you can barely see (glass noodles, clear jellies, cooked onions, microscopic stuff) is considered "expert" level eating

The post makes these photos look old but they’re only from 2016, very sad how recent it was.

watching people argue and get upset about the most trivial things on here everyday

How is there money for ICE to run TSA, but not money for TSA to run TSA?

I sometimes like to take a drink of water and swallow it completely, but not without an errant dribble or two cascading down my chin in messy wayward rivulets 😂

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

My son really resonates with this picture of Little Bear. Every time we get to this page, he says kind of solemnly, “me”

right

first locker i opened at the gym was empty except for a beautiful plate

I accidentally said "truuee" out loud when a girl in the stall next to me started farting IM CRYING

i followed and tickled an unsuspecting man at Chili’s©

Whenever the baby is being naughty we ask him if he's behaving foolishly I can't wait until he's old enough to repeat this imagine a toddler asking you that

Shyyell Diamond Sanchez-McCray, a Black transgender activist and drag performer, has tragically been murdered in her home town of Petersburg, Virginia. Read more here: them.us/story/black-tr…

I liked it. And I was blue at it