Wade Malone

If you saw $2.20 on the ground would you pick it up?

@GustaveGutts 105 is deep into braphog territory

At what weight is a foid considered fat? I'm thinking 105lbs, #lank

Forgot how much you can see when people wear bikinis #sunnieson

I want ai to take my job so I can spend more time at the casino

Imagine Caitlyn Clark hit the game winning shot and then comes home and bounces on it crazy style

@GustaveGutts Walking from my chair to the fridge, call that the trail of beers

Trail of tears? Nigga you went on a hike!

Fuck a cowboy I should have been a bull hauler

Something about being one of those roller dogs at kwik trip because I stay hot 🔥

Holy shit this is hot garbage…. But I can’t stop listenin #nukem

Let’s circle back on this one #huge

All I know is that you’d have to be tall as hell to fuck a giraffe

@DaIesDeadBug @JJwiththeshifts The larp never ends

@JJwiththeshifts How he got chik fil a on Sunday

Still hungover and it’s 4:30pm

The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual

@GustaveGutts Hard.

Just saw 2 men in a PT cruiser with the top down #nuke

@DaIesDeadBug @GustaveGutts #braphog

@RealWadeMalone I heard @GustaveGutts had next

No you take next

Stuck behind a Slingshot on a 2 lane highway #fuckyou

Never mind, Bin Laden is a much better dude than SGA

@BokononsProphet Where does beers in cups while walking around MOA fit into this equation

My top five bars 1) Applebee’s - Bloomington, MN (the good one) 2) Cowboy Jack’s - Bloomington, MN (the good one) 3) Margaritaville - Bloomington, MN 4) Buffalo Wild Wings - Bloomington, MN 5) Applebee’s - Bloomington, MN (the bad one)

Light lunch with the boys

Just tried one of those porn games... they weren't kidding 💦