Dale Rodgers

If they made hand soap smell like beer maybe I’d use it more

@PGATUOR No

Does this count as an Ace?

@Ploopster299 @RealWadeMalone This one is for you, chud.

@DaIesDeadBug @RealWadeMalone Stop buying beer then tard

Rent is due everyday

@liontrees67 Tiger, well deserved.

100 follower fridge dox

@DrewVento From yesterday

@DaIesDeadBug My man had it ready to go

How often do you see a midget?

The America we grew up in is still here

This dab got me feeling like Monk.

@RealWadeMalone Wade, hard not to. Cheers

If you saw $2.20 on the ground would you pick it up?

Yes I was golfing at a par 3 course. So what.

You either get it, or you don’t

@1ssve As an early joiner, I’m not going to work up until the meeting. I’ll chit chat for 3 minutes

Why do people join Teams meetings early???

@ag_enthusiast3 you’re team is fried and you’re still a bum

@Onebig_c Bobby, couldn’t agree more. Happy Friday

If you wear open-toed shoes on a first date with me, I will be capturing a photo of them under the table, whether you like it or not.

Just pissed mogged this rando at the bar #growup

@LoganGrafTax We just had the IRS in our office this week

The IRS is not ok right now. So many incorrect notices are being sent out to my clients... And I'm just a small firm. That means there are probably tens of thousands of incorrect notices being mailed out right now.

@MurrayHillGuy1 You steal every idea from @DrewVento

A friend of mine got a new job today. He was planning to tell his company on Friday and give him 2 weeks notice They just let him go today due to company performance (not him) and gave him 3 months severance. He was making $400K Dude just won the lottery?

I miss the days it was professional to smell like cigarettes

People in culinary school will be like sorry I can’t hang out I have Getting Retarded Tattoos due tomorrow