Restore Memes

“If everything is Jew-hatred, then nothing is Jew-hatred.” — the Vice President of the U.S.

I’ve been on the ground this morning in Makerfield talking to constituents about the result and in particular the failure of Restore to achieve the “political earthquake” online pundits were promising. Here’s a summary of what I found: > The absence of Zoomer Historian on the ground in the constituency was one of the key reasons many Restore voters chose not to vote. A rumour spread that he would enter Makerfield from the east at the coming of light on the fifth day. When he didn’t arrive at the head of a Wehrmacht armoured division with 1,000 Latvian SS volunteers, many voters felt short-changed. > Aaron Bushnell, the candidate, didn’t speak too little: she spoke too much. Voters found her garrulousness offputting and would have preferred a full mime routine, with paint. > Messaging didn’t focus enough on issues that really matter to constituents, like the undeserved negative reputation of Oskar Dirlewanger. Zoomer Historian’s presence in the constituency could have allayed local fears that persistent myths about Dirlewanger’s brutality on the Eastern Front would be addressed by a Restore government. > Young Bob’s talents were mysteriously underused. Voters were disappointed he was not beaten to a pulp in the centre of the town as usually happens. More than one voter told me they needed definitive proof the left are violent and don’t want to engage in good-faith debate. >Not enough podcasts were made about the election. Self-explanatory. Many also said the volume of tweets and especially spamming of the word “patriot” was underwhelming. > Predictions were not optimistic enough. Many voters felt deflated when they were told an “earthquake” was about to be unleashed. They were expecting a rarer more spectacular geological event—something on the order of a global pole shift, when the earth’s magnetic poles flip and entire continents are submerged under 300-foot tsunami waves. I will continue to report my findings throughout the day.

Charlie Downes could be Prime Minister if he stands as an MP the minimum age is 18 and any MP could theoretically become PM. A radicalised youth will guide us out of this mess. The political correctness of the older generations is too baked in, they're the holocaust generation!

Charlie Downes should be made Deputy Leader of Restore Britain

🚨 PICTURED: The high-speed East Midlands Railway train that has collided with a commuter train near Bedford