Right-Wing Jesus

When you guys are sending thoughts and prayers you're also doing the hand motions, right? Because the magic won't work without hand stuff...

@tedcruz "And when you pray, be sure the cameras are on and it's properly posted on social media." 2 Ted Cruz 3:69

“I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people—for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness.” 1 Timothy 2: 1-2

@nicksortor It would be refreshing to see someone get even fewer votes than McCarthy or Jordan did...

SHOULD WE NOMINATE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE?

@gregkellyusa Woah! Now I forget, which political office did Joe Biden hold in 2018?

Smoking. Gun.

@RepMTG And it doesn't matter the check is from 2018 when Joe Biden held no political office at all! Wait...

Democrats have DEMANDED evidence of Biden Crime Family money going directly to Joe Biden's bank account. Here it is! AmeriCorps, a failing company, laundered $200,000 to James Biden because of his last name. That same day, James Biden sends a check to the Big Guy for $200,000.

@bennyjohnson This is HUGE! Remind me again what political office Joe Biden held in 2018?

🚨BREAKING: House Oversight Chair James Comer says his Committee has uncovered a $200,000 direct payment to Joe Biden relating to business dealings with his family.

@RepNancyMace @RepMattGaetz And all these humble servants want in return is to get the far-right Speaker they always wanted in the first place. Truly martyrs...

Throw stones at me, it's fine. This is about keeping promises, leadership, and doing the right thing for the people we represent. All 8 Republicans who removed McCarthy as Speaker offer “censure, suspension or removal from the conference” to elect Jim Jordan as Speaker.

@newtgingrich @NewYorkSun Can't believe anyone would ever support terrorists! Also, we need to free the patriotic January 6th participants...

The Democrats’ goal should be simple: Replace all their pro-terrorist members with people committed to defeating terrorism and protecting the innocent. @NewYorkSun gingrich360.com/2023/10/20/def…

@RyanAFournier I hope he can do the job from a golf cart!

At this point, I support President Donald Trump becoming the interim Speaker.

@Travis_in_Flint Why does Trump have to follow lawful orders from the court? Don't they know he's above the law?!?

@GuntherEagleman Gaetz loves his country almost as much as he loves cameras.

This is what “love of country” sounds like…

@charliekirk11 Jeez, you incite one little insurrection and crazy Libs try to smear your good name!

Hakeem Jeffries just called Jim Jordan a "clear and present danger to the American people" before offering his support for Patrick McHenry and others. If ever there was a unifying mandate for House GOP it's Jeffries' disgusting smear of Jim Jordan. We must NOT give Dems what they want.

@jasoninthehouse Every day, millions of people like Jason suffer from "I think satire is real news" disease. Please, for just pennies a day we can try to find a cure...

Unfit babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-…

@glennbeck If the GOP doesn't save the Republic then they won't be able to light it on fire again.

To the GOP members on the fence about Jim Jordan: WE'RE NOT IN 3RD GRADE. I don't care if you don't like him. We have a Republic to save.

@seanhannity Exactly! Terrorism is only okay if done by US citizens!

COTTON: “Federal law is clear that any alien who ‘endorses or espouses terrorist activity or persuades others to endorse or espouse terrorist activity or support a terrorist organization’ is inadmissible and must be deported." hannity.com/media-room/get…

How does anyone manage to look more unnatural in a cowboy hat than Ted Cruz?

Elon is on border patrol today.

@seanhannity None of the others can win so we need to stick with the guy who lost last time!

GINGRICH: “None of them are in the same league as Donald Trump…he’s a phenomenon. He's unlike anything I've seen." hannity.com/media-room/spe…

@seanhannity And then she tried to find a picture of Lauren Boebert ever wearing glasses before she ran for office...

GREENE TO AOC: “You don’t have your glasses on, do you wear them or not?” hannity.com/media-room/por…

The first day of the impeachment inquiry has already convinced me to NEVER vote for Hunter Biden! #MissionAccomplished

@RepMattGaetz Gaetz likes to take underage prostitutes across state lines so he knows what he's talking about!

Why would House Republicans vote to weaken their own border position???