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THIS FUCKING DANIEL BRÜHL NIKI LAUDA RUSH EDIT HAS PERMANENTLY ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY HOLY FUCK
UNTIL MY PELVIS IS LIKE FUCKING /GRAVEL/ BRO, PLEASE
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Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 💛
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Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 💛
@RitualStench
Dri/Buck🩵 Genderfluid, pan, any prns. Music, games, unorganized multifandom mess. Unconventionally attractive men simp CEO ✨Written & directed by Rob Zombie✨
Sgt. Smeefer 🫡 가입일 Mayıs 2012
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“THE COOLEST HEAVEN” SJSJSJSJSJ
BYE
dex / sabre 🔞@frankencastIe
lyonel “whatever gets me into the coolest heaven” baratheon
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Music
Hell, the enjoyment of art in general, in all its forms. Human creativity can be so beautiful sometimes.
fishious@fishquichee
Gun to your head name a reason to live
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BEISJEGSLKAIHSVRSHUEVRJR
FUCK
lady breakspear ☆@destlerlilt
LMAO maekar has too many kids so baelor HAD to step in😭
@RitualStench LMAOO
it's his trademark, and i'm obsessed with the fact he like never wears wigs 😭
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if you say "pervert baddie with a god-awful haircut" three times in the mirror, sam spruell will appear behind you asking where the script is
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2.2K LIKES???
REST IN FUCKING PEACE MY MENTIONS 😭😭😭
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@_valarr GODS it’s like a modern au Lyonel 🫦🫦🫦
Giggling & twirling my hair & swinging my feet UGH
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@vidsthatgohard I got this in my notifs as a recommended & was ready to celebrate
How fuckin’ dare you get my hopes up like that
GIF
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“Donald Trump has died at age 79”
Covie@covie_93
I'm apologizing in advance for the person i'll become when trump dies.
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@jatteblod Well now I have to watch it lol
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random sam spruell gifs 11/?? waiter! another perverted sam character please! ah, thank you, waiter
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𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 💘@jatteblod
random sam spruell gifs 10/?? staying on theme of perverted sam characters
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@balletquartet He was kinda rly intimidating at the start but then I adored him
I’m so sad he’s gone 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔😪
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@RitualStench a good heir to the throne?!? can’t have that!!! no i get you tho he does have a sort of ominous aura the way he’s always staring everyone down
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baelor’s been on screen for a minute and she said “he seems sound. like the only nice targaryen. he’s going to die, isn’t he?”
hannah🌱@balletquartet
best friend is visiting and i’ve been harping on at her to watch akotsk and so now we’re watching it together
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@tgdcditu Tbh/no offense I’d rather die than listen to the Beatles & would MUCH rather listen to the Monkees
Plus the tv show they were in was funny/fun to watch
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Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 💛 리트윗함
"you have nice hands, let's compare!" = i want them around my throat, i want you to use them to pin me down, i want you to grip me so hard it leaves bruises
🤠@heavensbvnnyalt
if a woman tells you you have "nice hands" she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send
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Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 💛 리트윗함
Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 💛 리트윗함
@Selina_yoongi @Softnessa_ My mom told me about this one couple she knew where the man could ALWAYS smell whenever the woman was ovulating (certified creep behavior imo) & he would literally DRAG her to bed to fuck her & she would get pregnant EVERY time.
Shit terrified me as a kid 😭
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@Softnessa_ Wooa...that's some ... ao3 omega/alpha conversation right there.
(But yes some can smell the hormonal change - he is like a police doggo)
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Me: I am just feeling really sad today, I’m not sure why.
My bf: *sniffs my head* You’re about to start your period, that’s why.
Me: I’m six days away from my period, what do you mean???
My bf: Your head smells like toast whenever you’re on your period, you’re going to start early.
Me: Excuse me???
(He was unfortunately correct😭)
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@sorrowfulgraces My ex was a masochist, & having to specify “in the not-fun way” whenever I tried to threaten him always made me feel so fucking weird 😪
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being friends with masochists has you saying shit like this completely unironically
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@fysamspruell GOD I wanted Sam’s character to knock him one
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