꧁✿Nessa✿꧂

i am the way i am because this is how my stepdad texts me

It kinda freaks me out that you never really know how the other person feels, like it could all just be a lie.

Boys be brutally honest , what makes a girl attractive instantly?

A smaller student kept getting bullied by a fat student until he finally had enough of him

dear @Apple when i turn my brightness down please leave it alone 😭

You think pepper spray is crazy? 😂

My coworker quit on Friday and my boss got so mad he deactivated her email immediately before she’d even left the building. Problem is… her account controlled our entire company calendar. Every meeting. Every schedule. Every recurring event for the next 2 years. Gone. Monday morning was absolute chaos. The managers were running around blaming everyone except themselves.

God damn who was lil bro playing against, the 2008 Steelers?!

Kid Body Slams His Dealer!

Black Southerners ate when they said "man, watch out" 😂😂😂

Mention your worst decision of your life?

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don't know

i don't actually exist so if you've ever met me it was a prank

She cooked her badly 😭🤣👊

Met a girl on Hinge who I really like but it’s been hard getting past the final boss: her Dad

Black teenager be@ts up her grandmother on livestream cus she asked her to clean her room 🫩

I am simultaneously the family's black sheep and gold star and that's exactly why I’m the way I am

Oh

Hey @grok, can you clean up this mess and give me the outcome?

When bros sister is a 10/10 but you gotta respect the bro code😭

@AddictKE_ Cooked

I only had one ice cube like yall are huge