Robbie Handley

@CricCrazyJohns A Professional fuck off

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Out of everything in the world you could spend £1500 on this has got to be near the bottom of the list

Who on earth do you vote for at the next general election?

Council tax is the boldest bill in the UK. You pay it whether you use the services or not, it goes up every April without asking, and if you miss it they escalate faster than any other creditor.

@TheBarmyArmy We were never winning down under, no matter what team we fielded or style we played

What opinion about English cricket makes you like this?

As much as I’m not a fan of this Labour gov this lot will do/would be doing exactly the same lol

@LBC Should’ve turned up on the motorbike @MrJamesMay

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Hello darkness my old friend

@SteveJMorrissey It was very scenic I’ll have you know

@RobbieHandley1 Wait in Slough (Nice lol)

Today’s fun. Bracknell - LHR - Wraysbury - Andover - Sunningdale - Slough (wait) - Sunningdale - Wokingham - home (beer)

Will forever rate my mum getting this from new. 65k on it, V6S, and I know I’m getting old because she now trusts me to drive it 🤣

@autocar @AutoInfatuation

New Maybach S-Class revealed with a choice of inline six, V8 or V12 petrol engines 👀 buff.ly/OjJvZ74

@markjohnoneill Only styling piece you can get from factory on that example is the alloys. There is a blue ‘Vito maybach’ I regularly see at Heathrow and it’s honestly the most vile thing to exist

Is a Maybach V Class really a thing?

@Coastman2024 @AutoInfatuation @ListerLawrence @AutoPap Not sure on the models these day but my immediate thought was start with Lexus

@AutoInfatuation @ListerLawrence @AutoPap and cartwitter in general..... Best premium midsize hybrid suv please! Going down so many rabbit holes here changing my name to Warren!🤦‍♂️ TIA😉

@iamrahmanosman Could easily unravel like Spurs have. Squad isn’t as strong is we think it is, and the whole club seems rudderless at the moment. I didn’t think much of Maresca, but he was worth sticking with. Big problems, none of which I believe SDs or Ownership have the know how to fix

Is this rock bottom for Chelsea FC or it can still get worse.

@samspencer96 Seems a bit silly to carry on. Surely can’t go back to league 1!

@RobbieHandley1 Think the owners are too loyal, seems to have worked for others, Oxford and Norwich switched and now Norwich find themselves up in 10th after being 4 points below us about 15 games ago.

Relegation looms! I can’t understand why the recruitment turned away from athletic and aggressive press that served us so well last year. Even with little money the profile of player we brought in was wrong #pompey

@TheScore01 Palmer and Caicedo will leave

Literally being very brutal, this is all I’d keep. 14 players.

Football is obviously hard to get right, but it’s glaring obvious when it’s wrong. The project from the start was wrong, managerial appointments have been wrong, recruitment wrong, attitude wrong. This is not hard to see. Fans aren’t stupid, we know what we’re watching.

If we want to return anything like what were (on the pitch) under Roman, and have a chance of attracting top talent, major changes need to happen at every level. Surely, men as successful as our owners can see that.