Robin Biggs 🌺🏴

@SirajAHashmi @WalshFreedom If it wasn't intentional, then we have that many morons "in charge". Either reason is enough to fire everyone.

@planefag @_RealLemonLime

I love that Japan has figured out that they can summon Americans like a youkai by chanting the invocation and whatever tiresome Communist they're facing will find their replies flooded by eagles and flags

@Rothbirdian I got both?

Maybe I did this quiz with too rosy of a view of myself idk

German or Autistic diagnostic result: Both. The Wittgenstein Result. "The category isn't German or autistic it's people for whom the gap between how things are and how they ought to be is not an abstraction but a constant, low-grade irritation." german.millermanschool.com

The United States Attorney General does not have to be a lawyer. Just saying.

@Tanukichi_mingo Quiet public transportation

アメリカにあって日本に無いもの ◎広大な土地 ◎本場のBBQ ◎銃 日本にあってアメリカに無いもの なんかある？ ◎ガンダム　くらい？

@KosherVeruca My favorite part is the duct tape so I can make more holes 🤣

@RobinRene81 😍😍😍

I'm just saying...all my friends would know exactly why we were bringing these items.

@Tanukichi_mingo @Bir44589682Bird That's what JNCOs are for

@Bir44589682Bird 持ち歩きづらい！

アメリカだと常に銃を持ってるのかどうか気になる。朝とかママにハンカチ持った？お弁当忘れてない？銃もちゃんとある？って聞かれるのかどうか。

@gallreinhonest @CptAncapistan Dennis? 🥺

@CptAncapistan Wait until you meet me! I will do exactly what Trump wants. We voted for him because he is infallible. Trust the plan!

If Thomas Massie isn’t your favorite politician, you have bad political opinions.

@wooknponub Does it connect to wifi too? 🤣

Why does every company have an app? Ryobi wants me to install their app to register my new weed eater. Really?

@shira_mari_camp Congratulations! Very beautiful baby and family ✨️

昨日4/2にうちの嫁が日本人人口1名増やしました！！🎉🎊 無痛分娩予定でしたがまさかのお産がすすまず緊急帝王切開に…😭 嫁もベビも頑張ってくれました☺️ ベビと嫁の回復に少し時間がかかり今のご報告です🙇‍♂️ まだまだ術後なので嫁は痛みなど大変ですが母子ともに元気です！！😆

@Chris_P_Adams Fine Try this youtu.be/jXKUb5A1auM?si… 😄

@RobinRene81 I listened to that one so much in the 90's, I don't think it'll ever get stuck back in there. 😂

I both love and hate getting an earworm. I'm like , "Oh yeah, I love this song.", and my brain's like, "Good news, that's all you're going to hear for the rest of your life!"

@disclosetv Me

The messaging is a disaster!

@PNWG_NATURE @SlapLordActual

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

@kamipapa2 I do not believe that Texas isn't on team Dr Pepper

アメリカではコカコーラとペプシコーラの2強だと思ってたんだが…意外と群雄割拠だな

@shion0_25mg Perfect I also drink tea with breakfast

アメリカの皆様、世界の皆様こんにちは！ 料理が好きな日本人です！ 先日、皆様にいただいたアドバイスを参考に アメリカ風朝食を改善してみました！ いかがですか？ コーヒーが飲めないため日本で買ったお茶を使用しましたが、全てのメニューが美味しかったです 教えてくれてありがとう！！ before→after