Ross Slaughter

@bushontheradio Lawnrence

I'm in love with my petrol lawnmower, please suggest a name for it.

@benburrell @absoluteradio Literally put @absoluteradio on for the furball as I went out the door this morning

. @absoluteradio’s third consecutive record-breaking figures. …..And my show is still no.1 for dogs who have had the radio left on by their owners 💫

@JonathanSmith63 On site on Monday if I get a chance I’ll pop over

@Ross_Slaughter Thought you may have wandered over

Busy build up on the Estate today 👌 #redbulldanceyourstyle Battersea Power Station

@paulsylvester75 Get one of these in your life!

I’ve never mowed a lawn in my life. First go on the turf in the new house? Is it good/bad/ok? #ratemylaw (and this is its colour)

@elonmusk @teslaownersSV If you can’t make 4/20 then push back until May 4th surely!

@teslaownersSV SpaceX will be ready to launch Starship in a few weeks, then launch timing depends on FAA license approval. Assuming that takes a few weeks, first launch attempt will be near end of third week of April, aka …

Can’t wait for us to get to Mars. Orbital launch soon. @elonmusk

@bushontheradio One of ours accidentally smashed a bottle of fish sauce half an hour before visitors ….

Our 1y/o emptied an entire pot of powdered ginger over the lounge rug this morning (having stolen it from the spice cupboard) what's the most destructive thing your kids have done?

@paulsylvester75 @Daymoalexander Wait…. Has nobody told you yet?

@Daymoalexander I'm not leaving 😊

I had to google Andrew Tate to see who he was. I’m still non the wiser really.

@Rseddon3 @Kitkat_Clements @fesshole

@Kitkat_Clements @fesshole @Ross_Slaughter But you won’t watch Mrs Brown’s Boys with him!

This Christmas we both told our parents that we were at our partner's family. Actually spent the day at home with each other curled up on the sofa watching Lord of the Rings in our pyjamas and eating roast potatoes dipped in gravy. It was perfect

@McnattsiPattsi @SlenderSherbet There’s only one dog for me

@SlenderSherbet @Ross_Slaughter …he always knows

@RichieFirth Hate to be the bearer of bad news but every hour of your life is an hour that you won’t get back

Is there an hour of your life from this weekend that you’ll never get back? I spent an hour following around a garden centre over the weekend looking for an indoor plant pot. Let us know what you went through! (PS – no plan pot was bought)

@Jarvy55 @BackpackerFI @mozEIGHT Time to sell and rent for a year? Get more for my money later on?

@BackpackerFI @mozEIGHT Show me anyone who could secure a fix rate for 30 years. A lot of fixed rates will becoming to an end and that is when the housing bubble will burst.

@paulsylvester75 @bushontheradio @rossy Clearly an egg conspiracy here either the egg or the water have been fiddled with!

@Ross_Slaughter @bushontheradio @rossy 1st floor?

Genuine question - is it me or do eggs take longer to boil these days?

@paulsylvester75 @bushontheradio @rossy Are you at altitude? Water boils at a lower temperature at altitude …. 😂😂

@bushontheradio @rossy True though. 4.5 minutes in the old days. I just did 5.45 and the thing was almost raw.

@NoelGallagher Switch the lights on I can’t see!

You can only pick one... which is it? 📸: Sharon Latham

@JamesBlunt Better than Chinese water torture I guess

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT - I am no longer a One-Hit Wonder. My song “Adrenaline“ just went to Number 1… in China. m.youtube.com/watch?v=eWgORL…

@BSBSoundLtd And guess who hid it … ok not actually me but my colleague

Spot the hidden #BSB commentary box 👀👀

@McnattsiPattsi @fesshole Ummmm…. You’re always up later than me?

@fesshole @Ross_Slaughter everything is starting to make sense now

When my marriage was going poorly and we were going to bed hours apart, I'd wait til everyone was definitely asleep and then watch a bit of internet porn on my phone for ages and then masturbate into the kitchen bin in complete darkness