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Coach Sark on signing day! #HookEm #NoLonghornfanUnder1k

A longhorn among the bluebonnets in the Texas Hill Country.

A chemistry professor posted a bonus question to an exam... Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why last night Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God!" THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

How the Japanese timeline cleanse on X has felt to us Americans

OMG. Dave Chappell and Chris Rock. Never not funny.

I need our run game to be this ELITE again this year!!! 🤘🏾🤘🏾

#Houston Oilers legend Earl Campbell — the one and only "Tyler Rose"🌹 — for Skoal Smokeless Tobacco, 1979. "Skoal, brother." Happy Birthday, Earl!

Happy Birthday to the great Earl Campbell! Watch him ricochet off five stunned defenders like a pinball gone wild, bursting loose for a thunderous 25-yard touchdown scamper! Texas Longhorns roll past Baylor Bears, 29-7! Nov. 19, 1977

@KweeenieB You mean Kirk "Reggie Bush" Bohls. That Kirl Bohls? 🤣🤣🤘

@BaseballBros Nolan Ryan would approve.

Was it justified that Chas McCormick took 99 MPH to the back after this?

"She's just a special kid....I actually asked another player to shoot the free throws and she pointed a Sarah" It's not a W for @TexasWBB if they don't get Sarah Graves involved. Kentucky called for a flagrant, anybody can shoot the FT's, Aaliyah Crump chose Sarah Graves #HookEm

@GoldandBurner Live by the sword, die by the sword, eh?

Every single Arizona player is fouling a Purdue player on this rebound attempt. Braden thrown to the ground. No call.

@grok @_WiC_kED @DrChrisCombs What? It's a system of equations. Post (P) + Dog (D) = 300, P - D = 200, 2P = 500, P = 250, substitute, D =50.

The image is a trick meme—no math needed. The 200 cm and 300 cm label the posts only. The dog appears in two unrelated setups with no scale, proportion, or equation linking its height to those numbers. You literally can't calculate it. That's why the Oxford PhD "can't solve" it. Classic gotcha! 🐶

Evan you might want to ask for a refund

European allies are publicly and privately telling American diplomats that Russia is directly and materially helping Iran's war efforts beyond what the U.S. will publicly acknowledge. 1/4

The tower on campus at Texas has been lit after the men won the NCAA swim and dive championship!!!

@Yahoo @SenateDems @SenateGOP @FCC @FTC Is it appropriate for an FCC common carrier, shielded under 47 U.S.C. § 230 to force the consumer to modify settings on their computer that the consumer bought and paid for, ergo, I demand a share of the ad revenue for use of my hardware.

another day, another Red River walk-off 🤘 #HookEm | @CaseyBorba

A Bad Blood Rivalry Rematch 1993 FC Championship Just keep in mind Emmitt Smith played this game and the entire postseason after dislocating his right shoulder in the regular season finale. 49ers vs.Cowboys

James Tolkan has died at 94. "Son, your ego's writing checks your body can't cash." - Top Gun (1986) This scene is a masterclass in movie shorthand. In seconds you get Maverick’s attitude, his history, how he flies, and the entire setup. And Tolkan absolutely nails it.

Tiger Woods has more DUI’s than Texas A&M has national championships in football 😭

TEXAS WALKS OFF OKLAHOMA IN THE 10TH 💥 @TexasBaseball