STEMLOCK SECURITY

@MissJilianne You think that’s busy ?? Jesus Christ that’s practically empty 😂😂😂😂 you should try driving roads in the UK 🙈🤣

Tesla Model X computer shuts down on a busy Los Angeles freeway. You won’t believe what happened.

@jclocksmiths @doormedic @Tesco Tetley ? Come on mate you may as well drink toilet water drinking that stuff 🙈 @YorkshireTea by far the best out there 😀

@doormedic @Tesco I’ve enlarged it these were on the bottom shelf & couldn’t see it they said they shouldn’t of been there

Nice of @Tesco to put 240 tetley teabag on a shelf behind a label that states club card price £2.75 then charge £5.15 when I pulled them on this they say there not on offer so why put them behind an offer label

@obbsie @JDSports had a 2% off sale 😆😆

Madness 100s running amok in Regent Street.

@jclocksmiths @AngelaRayner Personally I think all parties are corrupt as each other

@AngelaRayner They all talk the talk but reality there all full of it time for a change in the rules as it’s all about two party’s being in power & no one else

After all the lying and lawbreaking, Boris Johnson’s pathetic attempts to smear the Privileges Committee expose the poundshop Trump he is. Enough of this Tory psychodrama at the British public’s expense. Time for a fresh start with a Labour government.

@norwichlocks I don’t even bother with them anymore far more hassle than it’s worth.

Oh dear. Customer couldn't get key out because of faulty lock. Plug circlip had failed and allowed plug to partially come out spiling pins everywhere. Anyone guess the brand? Lol #locksmith

New opening times for Belmont tyres We will be closing 30 mins earlier than previous years to give us time to clean up ready for the next day.As time has gone on we have gotten busier and busier and we’re getting out later and later. Cheers Mick & the lads 💙

@easicall *buy that should say 🤦‍♀️

@easicall By it back of insurer mate if it’s only the rear doors damaged just replace the doors and she back on the road for another 127k 😁

A sad day as we wave goodbye to our faithful old crew van, it has been written off after we got hit by an out of control Range rover, Over the years it has given us six years and 127881 miles of trouble free motoring and helped with many epic installation jobs.

@jclocksmiths @LBofBromley End of the day mate you need to protect your van and equipment.

@STEMLOCK @LBofBromley I told the guy from the council I was going to change it so that if they bang the back at all the proper alarm goes off but being considerate I didn’t do as it would make more noise

So one neighbour complains to @LBofBromley about my van warm away yet they tell me I have to more or less remove it don’t worry about my tool’s & equipment in the van all for one twat.

@jclocksmiths @LBofBromley Oh fuck that mate they are below the decibel allowance. Piss her off and install a master blaster 😂😂

@STEMLOCK @LBofBromley She’s moaning about the warn away

@jclocksmiths @LBofBromley It’s a new van ain’t it

@mohammedakunjee Wonder how long it took before they realised it opened outwards 😂😂😂

Who ever fitted this door needs a medal.

@WecopsCaroline The 4x4 turbo version was the best 😊

You don’t see many of these on the road! Memories for lots of you, I’m sure!

@easicall Surprised they never opted for ptz especially at that height

Installed some CCTV cameras temporarily on a high rise tower block roof today, Everything is double safety chained to the railings due to the height involved.

@Lord_Sugar And the rest 😂

Is it really true that David Beckham is being paid £10m to attend the world cup

@WecopsCaroline Meanwhile your friends the other side of room are like ☝🏼😂😂😂😂

@jclocksmiths @DMGautocare I know mate it’s crap getting old 😂

@STEMLOCK @DMGautocare Yes slowly falling apart that’s for sure lol

Would rather be doing a clutch on a tatty old transit than being here. Want my bed now!

@jclocksmiths @DMGautocare We all getting old farts now mate 🙈 parts start falling apart 😂. Hope you get better soon 👍🏼

@DMGautocare What you done mate

@sashinblue Oh dear 🤦‍♀️ what’s up kiddo