Sam Bowden

I always knew I was a fruit

Yeah im a "super spreader". A super spreader of lemon butter i love that shit yes pls yum yum this is a good tweet shutup

This is so dope. Also these are Bryde's Whales I havent confirmed this but I'm putting my whale aspergers to the test.

There's a doctor at Walter Reed Medical Center really weighing up whether he can get away with adding a few air bubbles to the IV drip rn and I for one hope he goes for gold

The premise of christianity is that everyone is born cancelled

covid out here trying to redeem itself

CORONAVIRUS IS ANTIFA

Hey everyone its Shrek 2 Awareness Day pls remember that Shrek 2 is one of the greatest animated films to ever be made and greatly surpasses the original in both story, concept and thematic stength. Thank you.

@BrianStrain Ur one of the most visible cunts ive ever seen

So when is Bri Visibility Day?

"Well basically its a car seat for babies built entirely out of recycled, blunted knives." - Me, submitting a pitch for the festival of dangerous ideas

Never gonna eat a poopie

Happy bi visibility day everyone!! remember to do bi stuff like form a genre defining rock band, sit on chairs wrong and get way too into gingham trousers xxx

@erinmichellebrb I think with a bit more effort this could be a lovely haiku ps im sorry about the tits situation

Across the board Glens are the best dudes. Nice, friendly and always happy to give you lawn tips

I may not speak to my dad but him calling it "Indiana Jones and the raiders of the lost fart" back in 2003 really makes me wanna mend that relationship

This is so dope

@JackGramenz Its actually a scientific discussion board, but I'll let it slide cos pettiness is a thing of the past 🙌🙌

"I'm finally letting go of all the pettiness in my life" *immediately gets in an argument on an orca forum about feeding habits of sub species C in the ross sea with some dude called Jose*

@DaltonWhiskey This is some of your best work.

Caesar and Cleopatra got together after she slid into his diems

@itsRyanSim Stepping on 18 year old Bowden's bit of kiera everysingleknightley ahthankyou

@DannyEFreeman Oh my god someone JFK this motherfucker already

"It'll start getting cooler, you just watch." - President Trump. "I wish science agreed with you" - CA Natural Resources Secretary. "I don't think science knows actually."- President Trump. #NBC7.