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@IyelolaIge Buy curry

Your daddy caught you in a pharmacy saying I want to buy con.... Complete it as a legend 😂

@maroonwarrior @Saliu_ade @Getinwithgame Hmmm 🤔 60 cray way

@Saliu_ade @Getinwithgame TY for sharing sense on my TL today. I digress, incels don’t wanna hear this. They want to believe women have a formula, because it gives them hope. So true that sometimes things just click. I’ve had over 60 partners at 27. Most happened naturally. “Alpha male gets all” = lie.

All girls are horny. Yes, all of them. Even the shy, innocent-looking ones. Even the “classy” good girls. Even the ones who act like they’re not interested in sex. Every single woman has a deeply sexual side. The difference is this:

@tobyasky Me reading it like a 6 year old boy 🧒

Football is time and chance, it’s not about being so good or bad, it’s about taking your “chance” when it arrives at a perfect “time”. This brother called Safonov, came in as a deputy to Donnarumma after an incredible time in Krasnodar, Russia. He was Russian goalkeeper of the year when he arrived in Paris. We knew he wasn’t gonna bench Donnarumma, but when Donnarumma left, you would think he would start or get a shot. No, he did not. The reason I say football is time and chance is because Luis Enrique has been watching him everyday in training, everyday for over a year, but PSG entered the market to sign a replacement for Donnarumma in Chevalier when they had him. That means that Luis Enrique didn’t think he was good enough to be the number one goalkeeper. Never forget that managers like Pep and Enrique can sign you as the next best thing after jollof and bench you or show you they’re the boss. You saw how he managed Mbappe. Last week, Dembele was asked on CBS post match interview about his work rate, he said if he doesn’t run, Luis Enrique will bench him. My point is, coaches like this are not scared to bench anybody. Chevalier is a big prospect and a respected goalkeeper in France, Enrique benched him around December and gave Safonov his first chance of the season against Rennes, and the rest is history. The crazy commitment Safonov has cannot be overstated. Against Flamengo in the FIFA intercontinental cup, this brudda saved 4 penalties. Let me burst your head if you didn’t watch that game, he saved 3 penalties and broke his hand, but decided to finish the shoot out, he then saved his 4th penalty with a broken hand😅 Luis Enrique knew he was the guy. Time & Chance: his time came when Chevalier kept underperforming, and he took the chance with both hands. He was injured for about a month after the Flamengo game, you would think that Chevalier will reclaim his spot, but immediately he came back from injury, Luis Enrique reinstated him as number one, and that has been the case ever since. From being signed as 2nd choice, he’s now become the number one goalkeeper. Again, time and chance.

@Wizarab10 @mrbayoa1 use am heal me 😭😭

Oya @mrbayoa1 shall we begin? N1m. PSG to win

@Wizarab10 1 million will heal me RN 🥹 Naira

Be healed in Jesus' name

@boniface_jrn Draw your village map😅

Need a new tattoo Any suggestions?

@Dutchess699031 You too mumu

A man once told me the reason why men don't forgive cheating easily is because the moment their woman cheats it means they submitted to another man's authority and the man had power over what was once another man's.. it's like a king conquering another king's kingdom and doing as he wishes with it... No fallen king can have the same pride he once used to have...and that's why men don't take cheating lightly

@sexyandsadity @mrmoralelegit What’s your body count shawty ??!

@mrmoralelegit i’ve only seen pictures of tall men dicks. i never been with a tall man , so look at you loud and wrong you fucking idiot just say it’s small it’s okay this is a safe space honey bun

tall men have tiny dicks idk 😂😂

@ToxicSideChick_ Na wetin I won dey do be dis amd I’ll still hit 🤭

He was overly sexual

@t_Duches Na when the brake up was still fresh,i later crack again now still ghosting for month now

Midnight honesty hour… have you ever stopped talking to someone and still stalk their page sometimes? 🙄

@davidosgirl @Wizarab10 Ok

@SamsonTimileyi3 @Wizarab10 Tribalist😔 Igbo women are lovely people wym😂

Hmmmm

@Wizarab10 Dem no get level approach them,you dey fear women wey most of them can’t remember their count🤭😅😭

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@davidosgirl @Wizarab10 %80 na your tribe people

@Wizarab10 No vex. She’s polygamous in nature. Pray for her she’ll change☺️

@Wizarab10 Maybe na she wife you

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@Wizarab10 Fuck me baby fuck me🤭🤭

😂😂😂

@Moorison2000 @eebookhunoluwa In 2026 trophy starved 😭😭🤣

@eebookhunoluwa Why una they always comout money

Asides money , what can I do to make you happy ?

@Legah_tr_ TikTok 🤣

Be real… how did you meet your ex?

@Prestigious_Gt Alubam

Your wife did this because she was angry. What’s your next move as the husband?

@Nccbella @fortunateozuyak @_Queen_suzy Gbam

@fortunateozuyak @_Queen_suzy Before wife ,there's women

Bible say make men provide for women you dey squeeze face. Na me write am?

@BridgetUrenna I don dey vex I’m calm now

On my way back from lectures one day, this guy pulled up and honked, asking if he could drop me off. I was skeptical at first… But something about him felt calm, so I agreed. Surprisingly, he turned out to be a student too doing his master’s. And God… he smelled so good, it was almost distracting….