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How can you invite a girl from Abuja to Lagos, you paid for her flight and every logistics. She got to Lagos, and on the first night, she said she wanted to go say hi to a friend. Anyways, Bayo just came back from US for just 2 weeks holiday, he lodged at an apartment in Lekki

@Toba_Ariyo I only do women😂

@tobyasky I just love Toby!!!!!

Lots of people missed the details in this image, there are a lot, whoever designed it is brilliant. He or she should get a raise. In this image that Leeds posted, the first thing is they’re bantering their former player, Summerville, who left them to a “supposed” bigger club or premier-league established club, you can see his hand in the image 😂. They didn’t just stop there, they showed Summerville going down the escalator, while Ampadu and Calvert-Lewin are going up. If you look at the wordings on the escalator going up, it says “Premier League way”😂😂, it indirectly means Summerville is going the wrong way, back to trenches😭 Pay attention to the inscription close to Summerville, it says “Dirty Leeds”. British football lovers know that’s one thing they use in bantering Leeds, calling them Dirty Leeds, so that’s possibly Leeds United embracing their nickname, and it could also depict the fact that Summerville is leaving dirty Leeds 😭 Like there’s a fucking detail to everything in the image, it’s crazy man. They didn’t stop there. The posters on the wall. If you remember that popular movie called “Judgement day” by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leeds added their Assistant captain, Pascal Struijk, he’s the one delivering the judgement to West Ham😅 There’s another parody movie poster called the Step Brothers, this movie is about two guys who moved out of their parents’ house because their parents got married. These two guys started staying together, and became best of buddies. Guess the two players they chose? Yes, two Welsh guys, Joe Rodon and Ethan Ampadu. Both players represent Wales but “Step Brothers” in Leeds. Again, give that fucking admin a raise😂😂. They also have their manager’s poster there, Daniel Farke is the BOSS😭😭 The whole image depicts a typical tube station in the UK, so yeah, many of you didn’t look at it properly. Confession: I looked at this image 50 times at least to explain all of these, and I’m still sure I missed something, tell me what I missed?

I know many people are wondering what the P means, you’ve been seeing it around. Well, Man City partnered with Puma to do a “Decade Collection” for Pep Guardiola, celebrating his 10 years at the club. So, the P can stand for both “Puma” and Pep at the same time. This one Kompany is wearing is about £95, and the white one Pep wore yesterday is about £36. There’s one hoodie in the collection I like, I might just cop it.

Judgement day’s poster is also similar, the designer was definitely precise

Funny how much following football teaches you about geography especially betting. Growing up, I knew about cities like Milan, Liverpool, Manchester, Madrid, Barcelona before even doing geography from football.

JESUS IS KING

@BttrThanYstrdy Haha crazy man. This is correct. I just confirmed. This further emphasises on how human minds work differently. I looked at this image over 50 times, and I didn’t see this.

@tobyasky 49 (shirt numbers) goal scored by Leeds to keep them up

Sick hoodie

@Cryptophilliac I’ve seen Leeds play a few times, this was last season when I recorded this video.

@tobyasky Omooo E get wetin you no know about English teams? 😂😂

Official price for the Kompany one and Pep’s own yesterday. Check Man City website

@philsbreakthru Carlos Espi. He wasn’t called though

@philsbreakthru Here you go

“When you fake orgasm”

@sirwick23 @EGHO231 Bro thinks Leao will run😂 Leao better go to Real Madrid so he can stroll 😂

Iraola's high intensity style in Serie A is like Oppenheimer creating the atomic bomb

@Arinze_Emma9 @yizzyfied Someone explained

@tobyasky @yizzyfied Ampadu was carrying a handbag what does that mean?

@LordChrono17 @paris_wisdom Soon when your shit is out there haha

@tobyasky @paris_wisdom Analyze me when?

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@tobyasky Wow, you are a genius. A picture can say a thousand words. You missed "Boggie Down", I think it depicts something

@BuckFitches101 @SmallGee_BigGod Ah nice

@tobyasky @SmallGee_BigGod It's a play on the end of season "already on the beach" cliche because they've already secured safety

@GhanaBlackstars @OlajideTimiley9 How is Baba Rahman still in this squad

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@philsbreakthru Not all are pre-informed. Spain definitely did not inform them ahead. That is evident in Gavi’s reaction and Carlos Espi’s reaction earlier today.

@tobyasky Do you know why this thing doesn't make sense to me again, the players are already pre-informed about the selections. Just imagine the fooling if they were not pre-informed and the player didn't make the cut. Back to this,everybody knows Lamine Yamal will be the first on the list

@Gelharneta Is that the name of the designer ?

@tobyasky Wilson is a Genius