Saturday Night Beer Review

Phillips Brewing "DinoSour" Dragonfruit Lychee Sour 🍻 🍺🍺🍺🍺/5 Earth: a rock hurtling around a giant nuclear reactor for the last 4.54 billion years. Nothing was really going on here for the first couple billion years — just lots of lava, lightning, and a giant primordial soup undulating like a 70’s waterbed. The party only really got started about 2 billion years ago when multicellular organisms emerged. Then the mighty dinos 🦕 ruled for 174 million years. That is, until 66 million years ago when they went extinct 😂... from... get this bruh, an asteroid 🤣. Losers 😹. Entering the party fashionably late, we rolled out of Africa aura farming with our unbridled chest hair, daring loincloths, and state-of-the-art rock throwing technology, a mere 2 million years ago. The dino-losers, rightfully tossed by the bouncer, may however be getting the last laugh at our expense. We still rely on liquid dino bones to the tune of about 105 million barrels per day to power our civilization. With the Mullahs trying to close the Strait of Hormuz and oil prices climbing, the economy is getting a full megasoreass. I drink to the dinos... 🤣 nah, I couldn’t do it.. 😅 Beer came out my nose. In my nostrils: one of the best sours I’ve had. Tart dragonfruit and lychee hit hard up front, light body, finishes refreshing with just enough sweetness to keep you going for the rest of the party. 🍺🍺🍺🍺/5 March 28th, 2026 🍺 - ☹️ 🍺🍺 - 😕 🍺🍺🍺 - 🙂 🍺🍺🍺🍺 - 😀 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 - 😍 170

@EndWokeness April Fools

Justice KBJ: "If I steal a wallet in Japan, I am subject to Japanese laws….. in a sense, it's allegiance." Her case for birthright citizenship:

@manvirmani86 They will blame Modi for it.

सात साल से निज्जर ग्रुप ने #Surry के गुरुद्वारे पर कब्ज़ा कर रखा है… अब इनका लालच और भड़ गेया, पिछले 30-35 सालों से बुज़ुर्गों द्वारा चलाई जा रही सोसायटी पर कब्ज़ा करने के लिए #Khalistaniyo ने अपना बैनर लगा दिया.. जब संगत ने इनका विरोध किया और वोट डालकर सिलेक्शन की मांग की , तो इन खालिस्तानी कुत्तो ने उन पर हमला कर दिया.. अगर पुलिस नहीं आती, तो पता नहीं क्या होता?

@KatKanada_TM They would report it as a hate crime.

Do you think a sufficient amount of mockery would snap these people out of their oppressed victim narrative? Or what do you think it would take for them to be normal? They say reality has an anti-woke bias. But these people don't live in reality, do they?!

@MadelnCanada The best fool to put on the currency! Good one

#BREAKING: The Canadian Federal government announces Justin Trudeau will be on the next $20 bill.

@DanielBordmanOG The other laughable about that picture: The combined European economy is smaller than that of the US, and it has a smaller military, despite having a larger population.

The “unity” of Europe is its greatest weakness. European cohesion is a web of feckless bureaucrats who hold endless meetings and talks to decide if they should get out of bed in the morning. Everything in Europe is stagnant and it derives from the European need for consensus before action which becomes increasingly difficult the more countries you add. Just look at what one bought off country in the EU like Hungry can do to their entire defence structure.

@GurpreetSSahota This foreign government narrative is made up nonsense. The reality a bunch of drug dealers are getting shot by drug dealers from their own community.

Foreign governments are continuing to harass and intimidate Canadians but proving it in court is a challenge, the RCMP said in a statement clarifying controversial remarks by the commissioner. globalnews.ca/news/11753136/…

@atensnut Have your seen yourself lady?

🚨Get this 3rd world trash out of America. They are disgusting.

@BasedTJMiller He destroyed it by filling the nomination with Khalistanis that wanted to infiltrate a major Canadian party. They did that, destroyed it while using it to further their own agenda.

From repping blue collar workers to complete lunacy + becoming a literal South Park episode. Layton and Mulcairs Party is long gone Singh destroyed it leaving a fringe gaggle of retarded woke communist freaks that should be highly medicated + probably institutionalized. #cdnpoli

@DanielBordmanOG Written on carbon neutral, fair trade, paper made by a lesbian first nations vendor from Plateau-Mont-Royal.

Canada has a newly developed capability to write a hypersonic letter to the UN.

@SatireSquadHQ @yonkojohn Its a racket. The government employees go home, no bags under their eyes, no risk, fat government pension.

@yonkojohn They dragged me through a one year long GST audit and it was a nightmare. Cost me thousands for accountants time plus my own. In the end I had to pay nothing of course but what about my time and thousands I’m out.🤷🏻‍♂️

CRA has 60,000 employees for 42 million population and USA, IRS has 89,000 employees for 377 million population. Canada one employee per 700 people, USA one employee for 4,236 population!

@DanielBordmanOG NATO did the same. It is pretty obvious that NATO soldiers were operating in Ukraine the whole time.

So what will the punishment be for Russia? A slap on the wrist or will Putin have to do 15 minutes of detention instead of recess?

@DrJatt10 @ndtv Lol ... imaginary line drawn by the British in 1947.

@ndtv It says it’s from Indus Valley. Indus Valley civilisation is in modern day Pakistan you idiots nothing to do with India

New DNA Analysis Suggests That Shroud Of Turin May Have Indian Origins ndtv.com/feature/new-dn…

@DanielBordmanOG 51st and 52nd State. Oil and western coast shoreline denied to the frogs. Saskatchewan would join too... potash, uranium. The Frogs can police their French all they want in Ontario.

How to destroy Canada, Alberta would separate and become the 51st state.

@vonbrauckmann @TuckerCarlson What if when Jesus rose from the dead he arose as an Indian... Thank you come again. 🙏 Happy Easter

This is going to drive @TuckerCarlson crazy 🤣. What if the close relationship between India and Israel we see today, is simply an acknowledgment of the ancient ties between the two civilizations?

@Bratt_world They also have lower taxes and their health care is much better. It is a confusing system, but we also have flaws with ours.

USA is the only NATO ally without universal health care

@an0ncann0n @JIX5A @grok Lol... Hindusim texts were an oral tradition. 1300 BCE is just when they were written down. Ramayan is set around 5000 BCE

@SatNightBeer @JIX5A @grok Since I cant summon Grok .

Vedic foundations of Early Christianity. Early Christianity borrowed, or should we say, appropriated stories from Hindu scripture!

@an0ncann0n @JIX5A @grok does the Torah predates the Yajurveda?

@JIX5A Looks like Yajurveda stole from Torah. Torah predates Yajurveda. Should've researched before making this AI slop.

@ConceptualJames It is Califorinia on steroids. Annex the west!

What, in fact, is going on in Canada?

@DanielBordmanOG Im a Quebec separatist, and I live in Vancouver.

Fuck off Quebec. Honestly, the hostility created by the French sense of entitlement actually negatively impacts the majority of Canadians and excludes them from positions of power. You can get a CBC panelist to sneer at us all you want, but our country is weaker because of this nonsense. Produce an elite goalie and then we can entertain your absurd language laws, until then the country has serious problems to deal with so calm down and stop undermining the country. Sincerely, English speaking Canadians

@ksorbs You thought California is bad.

You're telling me this ISN'T a skit?