Scally ️ 🐱 🏳️‍🌈

@ronsterd89 You're obviously American not to know this wonder of modern culinary delight. And yes, a plain crisp butty or epic sandwich, adding crisps onto the filling, plain crisps work best but salt and vinegar can add a certain je ne sais quoi!

Have you ever heard of anyone putting Potato Chips on a Sandwich? 🤯 🥪

@Matts_Tweeting Got some & woman said they had loads & have tankers coming all the time however I am not fully convinced she is up to date with current affairs or had her finger on the pulse of Jet Garage's petroleum supplies. However she did say, that this is what sparks panic buying & I agree.

@Scally__ good luck

Friend has just text to see if any of the petrol stations near me have any left. I am off out to try and fill up.

What would happen if we run out of petrol? Will they prioritise certain professions or is it every man for himself?

@Mr_Husky1 Glitch in the matrix

I have lost my keys inside my car. Not locked, LOST. To clarify: My car turned on. My car will only turn on if the keys are inside of it. So they must be in the car. Yet I cannot find my keys. My car is not messy. There is very little in it. I’ve looked everywhere. And yet, the keys are nowhere to be found. But they have to be here. Hence, I have lost my keys in my car. What … and I cannot stress this enough … the f*ck?

@BladeoftheS @Mike_Tweets_Too

@No_Drama_Lama_ @SholaMos1 Does throwing stones count? Are they going to execute for that?

@SholaMos1 If you don’t murder any Israeli’s in Israel which includes Christian Israeli’s, Arab Israeli’s etc, then you’re safe from the death penalty 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s not that difficult to understand unless of course your IQ is in single digits? 🙄

Imagine passing a law to only execute Jews to death…? I’m struggling with this ….. I don’t have enough words to describe watching Israeli Jews celebrating a law to execute Palestinians - it made me realise how much I can’t comprehend their propensity for wickedness.

@TheGriftReport Just the racist ones

Hey @BBCNews any chance of reporting Israel’s passing of the death penalty for Palestinian prisoners? You know, just when you get a minute.

@DeboraW00615109 @pinkladies_uk @ThisisDavina It's horrible to be so dissappbted my thoughts and prayers are with you

@pinkladies_uk @ThisisDavina What a traitor you are, Davina, you sold out ! 😏 so dissapobted ! 🙄

Davina is NOT a Pink Lady. In fact she was at the “Far Right Hate March” on Saturday.. ie the protest against White, British, decent taxpaying people. As a Mother, we expected better! @ThisisDavina

@LeahFHardy Definitely in my top 5.

One of the few films I can watch over and over again and it makes me laugh every time. ‘Who’s the lucky girl?’ ‘I am’

@Enilorac999 @IndexCensorship I would eat dinner at the local library when I was at secondary, & read some right corkers. My English teacher also used to bring some of us her own books to read as we were girls who couldn't get enough of reading & I think she wanted to challenge us.

@IndexCensorship Dan Brown. She put 5 Dan Brown books in the library. Hilarious.

Earlier this month, we broke an investigation into a school in Greater Manchester that labelled its librarian a “safeguarding” risk for a book she stocked. We can now reveal that the local authority upheld the complaint that destroyed her career⬇️ indexoncensorship.org/2026/03/greate…

@Bunny_ngl And even lesbians with straight women works better than lesbians with straight men. Not sure which group are the issue 🤔

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do

@LeahFHardy @hausofrushdi I don't think she would have coped with this. My 83 year old parents have phones and are pretty good but still find this stuff hard.

@LeahFHardy @hausofrushdi My Gran became frustrated with the screen at the Drs that beeps at you & shows your name. She was deaf & registered blind and wouldn't go to the Drs because it became too stressful. She was very independent but there was something about this new technology that made her give up.

I’ve been trying to get my 85-year-old mum signed on her GP’s app on her old phone for the last two hours with no luck. Keeps demanding two factor authentication apps which my mum won’t understand or to create a digital ID or passcode. This is digital exclusion.

Lady passenger from Marylebone to kings X this morning. I have your phone . Left in cab , you'd been to stoke Mandeville and we're going home to Peterborough, you paid in cash . Please circulate

@ick_real I would do it for 7400

Would you stay inside your house for 7 straight days if someone paid you $740,000

@wandera28 Both

Do you think Liverpool should erect a statue of Jurgen Klopp outside Anfield, or should they prioritize Mohamed Salah instead?

.@metpoliceuk Why are Met police officers hiding their faces and identities? We do not have anonymous police officers in Britain. Who are these men?

@LfcNuel Sadio Mane

Guess the player VERY HARD