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snow scam survivor
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snow scam survivor
@Scam2019
i mean we feel pretty scammed that we bought out our local trader joe’s stock for nothing #snowmageddon
kale reseller 가입일 Şubat 2019
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Somewhere, out on a lonely overpass in Troutdale, stands a lonely local TV news intern. He sits there patiently awaiting the first snowflake on the valley floor and when he sights it, he shall light the beacon that will signal an army of TV weather team members to ride. #PdxTST
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@ChristopOConnor @Daniel_J_Stern pdx twitter storm team= kale industry plants
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@Fairwinds10 @Oregonian it’s coming. kale is like one of five stages of grief for portland when anticipating snow
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@Oregonian Went grocery shopping today and was surprised the Kale was not gone already, there actually were not many people in the store at all, Portlanders has to up their snow panic game. 😂 #PDXSnow ❄️
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Do you have enough Kale?!? You better check now because the National Weather Service's prediction of possible snow in Multnomah County next week is increasing. ❄️❄️❄️ bit.ly/2uxyaEj
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@thanatophobe nothing i hate more then seeing the big kale agenda on the TL
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@karin_power ban big kale in oregon ! wtf are y’all using it for??? soup?!
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@karin_power Note to @Scam2019 ... the suspicious forces of Big Kale are at it again 😂
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snow scam survivor@Scam2019
look, i’m not saying that you SHOULDN’T buy kale. what i’m saying is simply that the “it’s snowing, time to stock up on kale”narrative has been pushed by Big Kale via media propaganda and is directed at those who are susceptible to thinking kale is not fine on its own
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the second coming of snowpocalypse has begun!
NWS Portland@NWSPortland
While the odds of snow appear to be creeping upward based on the latest model guidance, it's still far too early to know if snow (and how much) will occur across the lower elevations of northwest Oregon and southwest Washington next week. (3/3)
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look, i’m not saying that you SHOULDN’T buy kale. what i’m saying is simply that the “it’s snowing, time to stock up on kale”narrative has been pushed by Big Kale via media propaganda and is directed at those who are susceptible to thinking kale is not fine on its own
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actually snowing? big kale must be running out of funding #PDXSnowpocalypse2019
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looks like another kale-spiracy 👀 oregonlive.com/news/2019/02/p…
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📍portland weather channels
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📍causing a kale shortage
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day 3 of the “snowmaggedon”: we have renamed #pdxsnowpocalypse to #pdxkaleconspiracy
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our favorite kale soup recipe:
69 pounds of kale
420 ounces of salt
the tears of your children or your enemies
broth
1. combine in pot and stir with snow shovel
#PDXSnowpocalypse2019 #pdx #PDXweather
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update- we have confirmed accounts of kale being sold on the black market for upwards of $320 😩🥬
#PDXweather #PDXSnowpocalypse2019
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@paalders @shanselman this is [deepstate] media planting to promote the pro-kale agenda 😔 we will not allow this kind of propaganda on our page
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@Scam2019 @shanselman Kale tastes better after the frost! (It however does needs to be in the ground, roots attached and all before it works..)
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today’s tea:
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_(___(____)____(___(__ (_
\ it was never / _
\ going to snow / |
\ grocery stores /____|
\ needed to get/
\ rid of kale /
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#PDXSnowpocalypse2019
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