Scorpion 🦂 💲IMS 🔌

#TwitterDown Minus followers. Yoh !

@rodraxofficial 😂

iPhone real 🤔??

@Pencils33765765 @Candy_Thusi YOU might wanna fact check that…

@Candy_Thusi Am glad am Sotho so I can say Ntate, because wtf is Baba (Baba is deprived from Afrikaans; babatjie = kid) get y'all facts right

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@Candy_Thusi 🤣🤣🤣

@MissLELOMK1 Why ? 😭

My babydaddy passed away a Year ago, yesterday I used some of his ashes for a design to get my nails done. His Mama was angry at me for doing it but idgaf I had a kid with him, NOT YOU!

@WildSentences 🤣

@CodeEdison 🤣🤣🤣 “Absolute C++” For this, Savitch was a savage… 😭

Real 😂.

@MikeBales Get the fuck out of here man! 🤣🤣🤣

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work, and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there, and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting naked on the sofa.

@MbusoDlamini01 @Aduradara61049 Hazini lol 😂

@Aduradara61049 Lol alryt

Age affects men too. As you grow older, your chances of marrying your dream wife keep reducing.

@LindsayMabena @LiraSes 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

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@HistorySAZAR @btc_soweto

A Black Welder in the 1970s South Africa speaks on the pay difference.

@UthmanMusaYusuf 🤣🤣🤣 fuck!

Me looking at my girlfriend & my child for the last time before I run away

@Gosegoooo @Giift_M10 🤣🤣🤣

@Giift_M10 ????

ignore my dm i didn’t know you were in high school 😔

@simplytee23 💯

I'm somehow smart and slow at the same time😭

Gay as hell…

@Dadsaysjokes 😅

Hello 👋🏾 kitty 🥹

🤣🤣🤣 Smart mampara!

@selahled @KMalatji NEVER! 👎🏾

@KMalatji Zulu… Matipandile is normally the full name.

I’m done pretending. What language is the name “Matipa”?

@babeotswejang “Awusebenze umlomo” 👅 🔥 🔥 🔥

When she says she’s on her period😏