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Samuel

Samuel

@Shamu_______

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United States 가입일 Kasım 2016
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Samuel
Samuel@Shamu_______·
@GOP__Ls It’s a crime under animal cruelty laws lmao it is not legal
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GOP Ls@GOP__Ls·
🚨 West Virginia is the only state in the country where it is legal to have sex with an animal.
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vibe rater
vibe rater@viberater278·
I think people who are very outwardly “woke” tend to actually be shitty people
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Samuel
Samuel@Shamu_______·
@original_ngv A probably better lesson to take from that story is that some people are retarded Don’t give up entirely after one time! At least give it 5-10 embarrassing rejections
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enji vi
enji vi@original_ngv·
In my first year of college I was doing a group project with a girl I thought was very cool. We worked together for 3 weeks and when the project was done I went around for high fives with the team. When I reached her she looked at me and said "ew no". You could tell it slipped and she didn't mean to say it out loud, but it killed the vibe between everyone. Never spoke with her again. Nope, never making a first move with girls ever again lol. Learnt my lesson the hard way.
Tanaya@tanaya_0510

boys need to stop getting confused and just make the first move 😭 there’s literally an 80% chance of success if she’s talking to you.

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Samuel
Samuel@Shamu_______·
@SStricklandMMA Because we care about getting called names. It’s a shame thing You think Arabs or Chinese care about being called antisemitic or racist?
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Sean Strickland
Sean Strickland@SStricklandMMA·
Why is it the entire world can make fun of America but the moment you give it back Youre racist Youre antisemitic Youre xenophobia Youre Islamophobic Id ride with any fat freedom loving walmart over consuming America before a fucking foreigner any day of the week
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Samuel
Samuel@Shamu_______·
@mythical_meier @Bqmbulu You just quoted a movie to challenge a quote from a four-star military general who served in BOTH world wars I’d rather listen to the general on this one lmao
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Tom Meier
Tom Meier@mythical_meier·
@Bqmbulu The object of war is to persuade people. To paraphrase Henry Fonda in 'Once upon a Time in the West', "People persuade better when they're dying".
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@FredoKabbel @OurOwnNation Yeah race is self reported and I don’t know if they can legally challenge what you say Imagine if they demanded proof that you’re black/white/asian/etc, would be a nightmare for the modern day legal system
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Simulation Allegation
Simulation Allegation@FredoKabbel·
@OurOwnNation Does the person arrested choose race in America? Why is Chud listed as black and this guy Hispanic? Seems fishy
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Our Own Nation@OurOwnNation·
Montgomery county jail booked Jake Lang as “Hispanic”.
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@TonyMichaelX You think Byron is the go to pick then? He gonna prioritize white people? These are the two likely choices of who is going to win unless something crazy happens
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@0xleegenz The “sophisticated earthquake resistance” is the shape lmao It’s the same reason ancient pyramids are seen all over the world, they are extremely resistant structures due to the shape. They are one of the few things that can actually survive thousands of years
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@Dimi2X Reminds me of Sam Hyde talking about how boomers had constant Bitcoin level investment opportunities plus the disposable income to invest and just didn’t Gold, houses, many different stocks, business startup potentials, etc etc
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DOUBLECHECK
DOUBLECHECK@Dimi2X·
"Boomer finance guru" is a funny concept because a boomer could be a high school dropout, "lose everything in the divorce" two or three times and still have a house + money to blow on collecting Mickey Mouse pens or something
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@JoshuaLisec You’re a dude, right? How is the answer to this not obvious to you Not a solve, not at all
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Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter
Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter@JoshuaLisec·
I’m not even kidding, guys. This is not a joke, not sarcasm, not an insult. You men don’t want to be single, those women don’t want to raise their kids alone. Does this not solve all?
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Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter
Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter@JoshuaLisec·
There are 7.3 million single mothers in the United States with children under 18. Step UP, Christian men. You were not her first to choose, now you get to be the man she can’t lose. 🙏✊🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💍
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@bringsnacks__ Not to mention that many of those chains are closing stores because they aren’t profitable anymore Almost like we eat out less than they did because we have less disposable income
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fuck off kevin
fuck off kevin@bringsnacks__·
It’s funny hearing boomers claim nobody ate out and everyone brown bagged lunches, when the largest fast food expansion in American history happened during their generation. Those chains didn’t build 20,000 locations because nobody was buying burgers.
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@Amalgamyte_VT 8 days mind you He “abused” her corpse for 8 days. I know it’s all bad, but that feels worse than a one off
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@LowkeyEnergy_ Michelle Obama is the one who ruined school lunches in America dummy
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@HomieDntGivAFck One of the biggest benefits of a truck is using it to help friends/family who will immediately owe you one and you can hold it over their head
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kunk@gunk4188·
Words are very unnecessary
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@AFpost You forgot the gigachad
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AF Post
AF Post@AFpost·
Text messages purport to show Thomas Massie taking viagra before going through airport security, with a TSA agent awkwardly touching his penis, nicknamed “pine cone”, during a pat-down. The leaked text messages from Massie’s “boner phone,” from Laura Loomer, reveal the congressman’s intimate conversations. “Pinecone set off the machine again. I got the full groin pat down.” With the woman replying, “That’s hilarious. And you took the pill. Bwahaha.” “Dude touched him. Multiple times.” Follow: @AFpost
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@Czar_Of_Silly I have trouble believing this type of person actually exists, yet I see proof of it constantly online
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Silly Little Guy
Silly Little Guy@Czar_Of_Silly·
This very well could be the most Reddit thing I’ve ever laid eyes upon.
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Samuel@Shamu_______·
@SadClownTimes @CLT_Suburbia Bondage isn’t morally bad between consenting adults. Silly conclusion to get from this post Like don’t distract from the fact this dude is a pedophile because you wanna make some other point about bondage instead.
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Il Pagliaccio Triste
Il Pagliaccio Triste@SadClownTimes·
@CLT_Suburbia Are we going the 'bondage is morally bad' thing again orrrr Like don't distract from the fact this dude is a pedophile because you wanna make some other point instead.
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