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Shell ๐Ÿš ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

@Shell_Johnson34

Shell which is short for Michelle which is the French version of my name. Portland Maine Stand Up Comic. Lover of stuff that kicks ass. Drinker of Seltzer.

Portland, ME ๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ Mayฤฑs 2018
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Paul LePage
Paul LePage@MainePaulLePageยท
๐ŸšจLOWER GAS PRICES IN MAINE๐ŸšจAs Governor I promised and delivered lower gas prices for every Mainer by ending the year-after-year automatic increase of the state's gas tax. Maine used to tie the gas tax to inflation, allowing it to increase automatically. I said Mainers were paying too much and ended it. The result? Today we pay over 10 cents less per gallon at every fuel stop. Maine people have saved hundreds of millions of dollars together as a whole since I ended this automatic increase. Think about how much you save at every fill-up. Liberal special interests and their supportive politicians want to increase taxes and opposed me on this and every other tax cut. But I stood up to them as Governor and I will do the same for you as our next Member of Congress. I will never stop fighting to lower costs for the Maine people.
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Headshok1962
Headshok1962@Headshok1962ยท
What is a band that was really popular, but you never liked them? For me, it was Cheap Trick. I just never got them at all. I never liked any of their songs.
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Crime Net
Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1ยท
This man found a cheat code by clinging to the trains door to cut in line and get a seat fist
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Ramin Nasibov
Ramin Nasibov@RaminNasibovยท
Can someone recommend a movie that will emotionally destroy me?
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Ron wright
Ron wright@ronsterd89ยท
OK Iโ€™ve said it before and Iโ€™ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a birdโ€™s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. Iโ€™m sorry but if youโ€™re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days itโ€™s actually embarrassing. You shouldnโ€™t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! Itโ€™s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, itโ€™s WALMART...
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Political Polls
Political Polls@PpollingNumbersยท
Who has your vote in a 2028 matchup
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Ry
Ry@Ryanmariebach78ยท
What's a common phrase that annoys you? "To be clear"
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBritsยท
Whatโ€™s missing from this breakfast?
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tara houska แ”–แณแŒแ‘ด
Cody Roberts filmed himself chasing a 9-month old female wolf on a snowmobile, laughing at her terror & exhaustion, repeatedly hitting her. He duct-taped her mouth, brought her to a bar. For hours, people took photos as she bled to death. Then he shot her. 2 yrs probation.
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ABC News@ABC

A judge in Wyoming sentenced a man to 18 months of probation for hitting a wolf with a snowmobile before taping the wounded animal's mouth shut, bringing the creature into a rural bar, then killing it. abcnews.link/6lIftx0

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Bobby Charles for Maine Governor
Scott Cyrway spent decades in law enforcement. He knows what weak leadership looks like and what it takes to stop crime. Thatโ€™s why heโ€™s backing me. Join him: #endorsingMap" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">bobbyformaine.com/#endorsingMap
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Coach Tommy Tuberville
Coach Tommy Tuberville@SenTubervilleยท
I donโ€™t give a RIP about being politically correct. Hereโ€™s the truth: America was founded on CHRISTIAN values. If you refuse to assimilate and follow our laws, love our country, and be a proud AMERICANโ€ฆ then LEAVE. We donโ€™t want you here. foxnews.com/media/washingtโ€ฆ
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chiky handler
chiky handler@chiky_handlrยท
JUST IN: A โ€œdouble impeachmentโ€ plan for 2026 is being prepared and could shake up U.S. politics. Do you support impeaching Trump and Vance?
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