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Shell 🐚 🇵🇸

@Shell_Johnson34

Shell which is short for Michelle which is the French version of my name. Portland Maine Stand Up Comic. Lover of stuff that kicks ass. Drinker of Seltzer.

Portland, ME Katılım Mayıs 2018
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Merlin Capital 🧙‍♂️
Merlin Capital 🧙‍♂️@merlinscapital·
LEAK: MULTIPLE CONGRESSMEN & WOMEN WILL RESIGN THIS WEEK DUE TO INCOMING TMZ REPORTS ON THEIR AFFAIRS AND MONEY LAUNDERING
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Headshok1962
Headshok1962@Headshok1962·
What is a band that was really popular, but you never liked them? For me, it was Cheap Trick. I just never got them at all. I never liked any of their songs.
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Crime Net
Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1·
This man found a cheat code by clinging to the trains door to cut in line and get a seat fist
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Ramin Nasibov
Ramin Nasibov@RaminNasibov·
Can someone recommend a movie that will emotionally destroy me?
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Ron wright
Ron wright@ronsterd89·
OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...
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Political Polls
Political Polls@PpollingNumbers·
Who has your vote in a 2028 matchup
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Ry
Ry@Ryanmariebach78·
What's a common phrase that annoys you? "To be clear"
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
What’s missing from this breakfast?
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tara houska ᔖᐳᐌᑴ
tara houska ᔖᐳᐌᑴ@zhaabowekwe·
Cody Roberts filmed himself chasing a 9-month old female wolf on a snowmobile, laughing at her terror & exhaustion, repeatedly hitting her. He duct-taped her mouth, brought her to a bar. For hours, people took photos as she bled to death. Then he shot her. 2 yrs probation.
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ABC News@ABC

A judge in Wyoming sentenced a man to 18 months of probation for hitting a wolf with a snowmobile before taping the wounded animal's mouth shut, bringing the creature into a rural bar, then killing it. abcnews.link/6lIftx0

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Bobby Charles for Maine Governor
Scott Cyrway spent decades in law enforcement. He knows what weak leadership looks like and what it takes to stop crime. That’s why he’s backing me. Join him: #endorsingMap" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">bobbyformaine.com/#endorsingMap
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Coach Tommy Tuberville
Coach Tommy Tuberville@SenTuberville·
I don’t give a RIP about being politically correct. Here’s the truth: America was founded on CHRISTIAN values. If you refuse to assimilate and follow our laws, love our country, and be a proud AMERICAN… then LEAVE. We don’t want you here. foxnews.com/media/washingt…
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chiky handler
chiky handler@chiky_handlr·
JUST IN: A “double impeachment” plan for 2026 is being prepared and could shake up U.S. politics. Do you support impeaching Trump and Vance?
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Janet Mills
Janet Mills@JanetMillsforME·
When Trump threatened our state in the White House, I told him I’d see him in court. New merch is live on my website at janetmills.com/store.
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