Shell-Back Beau 🇻🇦 𐑖𐑧𐑤𐑚𐑨𐑒𐑚𐑴𐑫

Me? I want to hang out at the friendly local gaming store. I want to play or even run TTRPG's in the back room and war games in the front room. I want to be known for being at 3 locations: the Parish Church, the Game store, and at home, painting minis, smoking grub and reading books. And maybe taking my kids camping once a month.

@___01pom The one in the dress, then the one in shorts is the second choice.

この3人の中で誰とつきあいたい(/ω＼)？

If I have supreme power over the land? I'd renovate the healthcare system by banning health insurance companies and regulating the price of medicines. Or I'd make drug use for adults legal but serving minors to be treated as 1st class murder/mass murder/treason. If convicted, death penalty to be completed by firing squad in 7 days. Or I'd ban cigarettes and lift restrictions on pipe and cigar tobacco and alcohol. Or I'd give guns equal rights to women, since somehow everyone agrees on that one.

🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. Question for everyone around the world. You’re the leader of your country for one day. What’s the first thing you’d change?

Yeah, it's standard for all American buildings, the doors normally open into a room and not into a hall. You can tell the door leads to a closet if the door does open out into the hallway, and these are usually narrower or bifold doors. Personally, I like the Japanese sliding doors, as they are the least intrusive. But many Americans don't like unusual/different styles because they don't like change. My ability to cope with change is probably some factor/aspect of the autism spectrum, efficiency and optimization being the focus, but I'm not going to claim something like that.

@ShellbackBeau そうなんだ！ ドアの開く方向について違うのがまずびっくりだ

3年前にシェアハウスをしている友人の家に遊びに行った時、アメリカから来ていた住人が毎回トイレのドアを開けっぱなしにしてたんだ😅 何度か「閉めてね」と注意したのに、気づくとまた開いてる🤔 後で聞いたら、使用していないときはドアを開けるんだと言ってた。 これはアメリカだと常識的なの？

@ApexSeeker_ None.

🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. Question for everyone around the world. In Japan, many workers get two bonuses every year. 🇯🇵💰 How many bonuses do people usually get in your country?

@ApexSeeker_ On the USA, we have the State and County Fairs. Vendors with foods, game stalls, sometimes carnival rides, petting zoos, and arts, crafts, and cooking contests taking place. My mom usually wins at least one 1st place ribbon for some food she baked.

🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. 🌍 Question for everyone. Does your country have a traditional festival? 🎊 What is it called, and what’s the most exciting part?

A Dunkin' cashier corrected my Japanese. I flew from Tokyo to Newark to practice English. At the counter, I ordered one donut in English, every word rehearsed on the plane. She replied in perfect Japanese. Two years in Osaka, study abroad. Startled, I answered in my politest keigo, Japan's formal speech. She gently corrected it. My keigo. My language. I flew six thousand miles to fail Japanese. She gave me a free donut. "For effort," she said. In Japanese.

@ApexSeeker_ My family has one, it's a Celtic cross with a scroll over it. There is a sword overlaid on the cross.

🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. Question for everyone around the world. Japan has traditional family crests called Kamon—almost like family logos passed down through generations. 🌸⚔️ Would you want your own Kamon? 👍 Yes 👎 No What symbol would represent your family?

Japan is pro children, people just struggle to afford them. The youth are struggling with just one person. But now there is a new tax for people who are in a certain age category and not married with kids. I didn't read the details. Basically you can get financial assistance for your kids or you can financially assist others who are having kids.

@ShellbackBeau @harperlee789 Oh my have you been busy!! Congrats!! Ok real ?…. Japan is ok with more than 2?? Kids in the family? I still want to see Japan b4 I die… it’s not gonna happen, I can’t fly so there’s that. 😁

What are your thoughts on this...

@Arin_Yumi Taco Bell was at it's best in 2005

The first Taco Bell of my life

A stranger in Texas gave me one shrimp. Gas station, 6 a.m. He was buying live bait shrimp, called me "boss," and held one out. In Japan, refusing a gift is rude. I bowed and accepted it like a diploma. His name is Roger. He lives in my hotel sink. This morning, housekeeping found him and called the front desk. I panicked and said the first thing I thought of. Now Roger is registered as an emotional support shrimp.

@HeatHugg88 @harperlee789 3 kids, 4yo, 3yo, & 11mo.

@ShellbackBeau @harperlee789 Wow 10? Or more? double digits at least? I know you won’t send pics… but I know they are adorable!! Much love from Aunty Cougs!!

Why doesn't Hollywood cast Ellen Page in stuff anymore? I haven't seen her in anything in years!

@askaya No. Those are turnoffs.

Hey men, does a very successful career and a girl boss attitude impress you in a woman? I’m trying to prove something.

@japan_nobunaga I live in Kanagawa. Have most of my adult life.

Look at this map of the Tokyo region. The narrow orange part is Tokyo — Japan's capital. Above it in blue: Saitama. To the side in green: Ibaraki. Both are left-wing strongholds aggressively pushing radical immigration policies. Just the other day, the mayor who opposed this in Ibaraki was killed — his body found hanging over a drainage canal. Even Japan is becoming dangerous. Decent people of the world, unite. Protect our peaceful lives from the extremists who want to destroy everything.

@tanpukunokami I've been a kewpie fan for a long time now.

America has finally discovered the magic of Japanese-style mayo. Hellmann’s is now selling “Japanese Inspired Mayonnaise” in the U.S. Japanese mayo is rich, slightly tangy, and packed with umami. In Japan, mayonnaise is not just a condiment. Fried chicken, noodles, okonomiyaki, sushi. Some people even put it straight on white rice. There are even people who add it to miso soup. It may sound strange. But Japanese mayo is not just a condiment. Once you get hooked, it becomes the kind of thing that makes you nervous the moment it disappears from your fridge. 🇯🇵

@ApexSeeker_ Pronunciation. I struggle correctly hearing my own native language, English. I have no idea what syllables Japanese are mumbling to know what sounds they're making.

🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. Question for everyone around the world. What’s the hardest part about learning Japanese? 🇯🇵 📝 Kanji 🎌 Grammar 🗣️ Pronunciation 😵 Everything

@HeatHugg88 @harperlee789 Kids are getting big!

@ShellbackBeau @harperlee789 Hey SHELL!! Long time no see, much love pal!! 💋🇺🇸🙏🏼

@HeatHugg88 @harperlee789 Agreed! I think it's dumb they don't make minimum wage!

@ShellbackBeau @harperlee789 Well make Restaurant owners pay more that $2-3/hour…. Waitress minimum is still $2.15/hr…. That’s how the US was set up… tips are survival…. Now they take taxes out, in NC, anyway

@Nickisbackbaby She had many bad takes

She makes a fair point?