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hate when I'm around normies and i have to pretend like 10 beers is a lot

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle. But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

@kgrandberry901 @DustyBottoms04 @King1Nine @YahooSports @FeverMuse22 I’ll break in down for ya. Mike Ott is Caitlin. You are Cari. Or whatever her name is. Meaning, you already too much of our attention. #girlbye #yolo

@Shop__Cat__ @DustyBottoms04 @King1Nine @YahooSports @FeverMuse22 ?

Cari Champion feels Caitlin Clark comes off entitled 👀

@kgrandberry901 @DustyBottoms04 @King1Nine @YahooSports @FeverMuse22 Acting like he don’t know the Lord of Green Bean Casserole and Lemon Busch Light. Sheesh.

@DustyBottoms04 @King1Nine @YahooSports @FeverMuse22 Who the fuck are you is the real question…..

@koshiz @MNelson_ISU @IowaEverywhere Still going strong. This is on my desk at work.

@MNelson_ISU @IowaEverywhere I think you’re on to something because we were all sooo obsessed with that guy. That patriot.

Was Harambe the first viral brain rot? It’s. Certainly the longest enduring one I can think of @koshiz @IowaEverywhere

You Sir, can fuck right off. Today is for heroes.

one thing the 90s nostalgia leaves out is how much Dave Matthews we were forced to hear against our will

@DustyBottoms04 Jacks changed something with their pizzas. Three-meat rising crust was a weekly meal here. Now we can’t stand em. Going with the $5 Papa Murphy’s currently when we need a quick meal.

I just made a frozen Jacks pizza on the pizza pizzazz. I’d say we both accomplished big things today.

Not a boomer, you fuckstick, GenX. Boomers are only passive aggressive, we're just straight up fucking aggressive. You'd be wise to figure out the difference.

Thankfully Jeffrey Epstein never made any racist jokes the night he had dinner with Chelsea Handler

Terrible choice, should've been Angel Reese because it's at the Brickyard

Savouring the last few seconds of joy before clicking Join on the Teams call

@CoachDanCasey TIM DWIGHT!!!!!

Remember the Wedge on Kickoff Returns??

Iowa is about to win another football game without playing offense. Say it was an illegal fair catch.

@SouthDallasFood Probably goat.

What is the goatiest meat? Turkey Beef Pork Chicken * as always, there is only one correct answer to this question

Most of them know not to use apostrophes in plurals

When I was with MSU football, we traveled to Iowa for a game. At one point, I got separated from the group, (long story) but I found myself walking toward the stadium in my Spartan jersey. I was walking through a massive group of Iowa fans tailgating. I’d been to Ohio State already, so I was mentally ready for all the horrible stuff I was about to experience. Before I had got 100 feet in, people had given me pork chop sandwiches, chips, all kinds of stuff. I ended up chatting with a bunch of them and they were just the best fan base ever. They loved Iowa football and were just so dang pleasant. Eventually, I got back to the stadium and a couple hours later the game started. I was curious as to what these sweet people would be like once the missile launched. When you’re on the sideline in Iowa, you are right next to the fans. The distance between you and them is very small. I’ll tell you what, They hurled some of the best and most creative verbal abuse I’ve ever heard in my life. Absolutely first rate. They will always be my favorite fan base in the Big Ten.

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I can’t stand when someone types “hello” on Microsoft teams and waits for a response. Please just type out what you want in the first message.

“I just need my body to last long enough until my wife and kids no longer need me.” Most men feel this way but will never talk about it