Side Scrollers Podcast

This March, we’re doing something special with our Side Scrollers Showdown… We’re answering one of the most important questions in the history of mankind: WHAT IS THE GREATEST. CONSOLE. EVER?? 🎮

@exophilt @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro It had to do with the fact that he’s neither of those things. He’s transgressive on social media because it makes annoying, holier-than-thou weirdos like you shit your pants, and your tweets are proving his points. Also: I’m not Craig. For once in your life, do some research.

@SideScrollerPod @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro I don't see what that has to do with you platforming an abusive white nationalist predator, Craig.

More edge than Shadow the Hedgehog and U2's guitarist combined 🔪 😈 @KirscheVerstahl and @JakeMunro return to Side Scrollers tomorrow! ♦️

@_yururinrin @GZidrik @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro Yup!

@SideScrollerPod @GZidrik @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro oh wow what a gotcha

@GoddessRei2 @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro This is not an airport: your departure doesn't have to be announced. Bye!!

@SideScrollerPod @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro Using the term edge in the year 2026? Sounds more like just wanting clicks than actually proving content worth watching

@exophilt @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro Say it louder for that... *checks* ... 1 follower of yours. 😂

@SideScrollerPod @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro Makes sense that Kirsche would collab with him.

@QMoruko @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro It'd be funnier if you didn't tweet this from your sock puppet account like the coward you are.

@SideScrollerPod @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro Secret Snorlax vs Ronnie Radke if the Fate he Escaped was a beating from his dad

@_TheeSycoTik_ @KirscheVerstahl @Leaflit @PickleVT @siniviere Thank you <3

@SideScrollerPod @KirscheVerstahl @Leaflit @PickleVT @siniviere Well damn, I paid for the month already on Locals specifically for this events so it's all good.

We're LIVE IN FIVE... with VTUBER CHAOS! 💀🔥 @KirscheVerstahl 🦊 @Leaflit 🌀 @PickleVT 🥒 @siniviere 🍑 We know they're based as all hell... but are they cooperative? 👀 Find out in just a few minutes! EXCLUSIVELY on Side Scrollers PLUS! ♦️👇

@MommaOcco @BlabberingC correct

@SideScrollerPod I think @BlabberingC owning one is a good thing

*Of course* Blabs owns an Otamatone 🎶 Of course 😂

@SideScrollerPod I stopped watching cause y’all had bad takes.

THE SEGA GENESIS JUST BEAT THE SNES *TWICE*! Even the GBA — the popular, beloved, portable version of the SNES — didn't stand a chance against Sega's black beast. Congratulations, Genesis. You are STILL in the race to be crowned the GREATEST. CONSOLE. EVER! 🕹️

@TTBN_GAMING Hope it didn't hurt your fee-fees!

Oh jesus christ

@MaximusMar29826 @megimu32 @siniviere Their tags are, like, right there.

@SideScrollerPod @megimu32 @siniviere Who are these people?

Further proof that the best ladies aren’t found where feminists say they are 😊 @megimu32 and @Siniviere return to Side Scrollers tomorrow! ♦️

@xSoshikix @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro FINALLY SOMEONE

@SideScrollerPod @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro I'm so old I understood the U2 reference

@_______holding @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro 😂 Go ahead!

@SideScrollerPod @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro

@GZidrik @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro Leave your parents out of this.

@SideScrollerPod @KirscheVerstahl @JakeMunro A white supremacists and a groomer...

@LordSlosh (same)

@SideScrollerPod Listen man, they're cool and I want one too!

@xDarkshadow1stx @JakeMunro @KirscheVerstahl same 😂

@SideScrollerPod @JakeMunro @KirscheVerstahl Not me thinking kirsche finally got a man but then she's just high.

@Very_Bad_Guy_ Don't let the Sega fans hear that.

@SideScrollerPod Why? It really didn't have that many great games compared to the SNES

@monopolyloser2 You stopped watching us because you took fun little competitions way too seriously? K.

@SideScrollerPod No wonder why I stopped watching you guys.

@NationalistSupe Jill never had any real personality, IMHO. I quite like what they did to her in the remaster, but that's just me.

@SideScrollerPod The remake version doesn't hold a candle to the old Jill though. All the ladies of RE were hotter before the godawful RE Engine. Ada is the only one to come through still attractive, though mostly just in 4.

If Samus and Doom Guy could just fuck already and give us some beautiful, OP, helmet-wearing children, that’d be greeeeaaaat 💪 EPIC LIST IS EPIC!

@Jose__80 No we don't. We have no say in the result.

@SideScrollerPod SS will lose credibility if the Genesis wins