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Sending thoughts and prayers to everyone currently staring at a blank TV screen trying to remember who they were before June. Stay strong, it's only been 12 hours. 🫠

@BoringMilner Resale ticket brokers sitting alone on a park swing realizing they can't dynamically price a Wednesday afternoon with zero matches. Nature is healing. 😂

Waiting for the next World Cup match.

@BuzzCrave_ They couldn’t even find a real picture of Timothée Chalamet for the official breakup announcement? 😭 Alex Consani is about to file for emotional distress for being dragged into the Kardashian lore.

@BuzzCrave_ That is literally Alex Consani, please delete this before Kris Jenner calls security.

Staring directly at my ringing phone screen, waiting for the call to end so I can text them "hey sorry missed your call what’s up?" two minutes later. I do not have the vocal cords for this today.

Being an adult is literally just moving money from one screen to another screen until you run out of money on all the screens.

@Rusizi_7y The guy in the background looking directly at the camera crew with a perfect 20/20 vision view of the entire scene gave away the staging instantly. Good acting though

He caught his wife in the act… but what he did next is an absolute masterclass in emotional control. Just took a goodbye selfie 💔😔🤳

@Rusizi_7y For anyone wondering: this is a scripted prank video by creator Santi Flores. He makes dozens of these exact same staged public setup videos for views. Nobody was actually caught cheating here!

@BuzzingPop Her unarchiving the posts just for them to be deleted again right when the official news broke is wild. Celebrities really use their Instagram grids like a full blown battlefield communication system. 😭

Margaret Qualley appears to debunk split rumors by unarchiving posts with Jack Antonoff.

@BuzzingPop This tweet aged terribly in a matter of hours. 💀 People Magazine literally just dropped the official confirmation that they are separating. The unarchiving was just the final chaotic smoke screen.

@BuzzingPop They probably have a leaking asshole

Omar Apollo and Steve Lacy in new photo.

@ColombiaOscura Leaving a terminal cancer patient in a skin fold bush area because you don’t want to handle their medical care is a sickening level of depravity. 🤬 I hope local authorities track down those relatives immediately and sentence them for criminal abandonment.

@ColombiaOscura This breaks my entire heart, but thank goodness for the quick-thinking neighbors and local firefighters who jumped in to rescue him. 🥺❤️ Nobody deserves to be treated like disposable trash at their most vulnerable moment. Praying he gets proper comfort care now.

@DiscussingFilm For clarity, these are actually old behind the scenes photos from Part 1 and Part 2. Denis Villeneuve is still writing the script for Messiah, so cameras haven't officially started rolling yet

Timothée Chalamet and Zendaya on set of ‘DUNE: PART 3’.

@Variety Anne Hathaway is absolutely timeless. The pairing of that structured leather bodice with the flowing brown fabric is such an elegant choice for a Nolan premiere. The gold collar necklace ties it all together beautifully.

Anne Hathaway stuns at #TheOdyssey premiere in Paris.

@Variety She genuinely does not age. Absolute royalty on the red carpet.

@metgalacrave Law Roach and Zendaya never miss, but method dressing as actual Greek mythology takes it to a whole new level. The 800 hours of custom work on this Louis Vuitton dress paid off entirely. She looks divine.

Zendaya attends the "The Odyssey" Paris Premiere.

@metgalacrave Zendaya could show up to a movie premiere wearing a literal crumpled piece of loose paper and somehow convince the entire internet it’s a high fashion, museum worthy artistic statement. 😭 Frame this look immediately!

@Dexerto "You know what to do" as a final sentence before jumping mid flight is the most bone chilling, horror movie phrase I have ever heard in real life. The psychological trauma she survived is unfathomable. 😭💔

A student pilot successfully landed a plane by herself after her instructor jumped to his death mid-flight She said her instructor told her "You know what to do" before leaping from the aircraft

@Dexerto Imagine being a student pilot, having your instructor jump to his death right in front of you, keeping your composure through absolute panic, and STILL successfully landing the plane safely alone. She deserves an award.