Boring Milner
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Boring Milner
@BoringMilner
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People keep saying the third-place play-off is pointless.
But I keep telling them, it has a point.
It decides who finishes third.
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I just sent this video to Harry Kane.
He replied, Yes James I saw that, Donald has a point.
I replied, Look at you calling him Donald.
He replied, Yeah we play golf together.
I replied, He calls you Harry, is that because of golf too?
He replied, Yes James.
I replied, Yeah I think it’s because you played golf together.
He replied, Yes James.
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Gianni Infantino and Princess Messi look like they’re having an amazing summer.
La Catrina Norteña@catrina_nortena
FIFantino y su Princesa Messi se vuelven la Burla del Mundo...
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Gianni Infantino Americanising our game:
- Four 22.5min Quarters
- 30min ‘Super Bowl’ Half-Time Show
- ‘Championship’ Rings for World Cup Winners
What’s next?
Football Tweet ⚽@Footballtweet
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: FIFA will award championship rings to the 2026 World Cup winners for the first time in history! 💍🌍 Following a tradition made famous by the NFL and NBA, every player and member of the winning coaching staff will receive a personalised champions ring. Exactly 2,026 rings will be produced, with just 30 reserved for the World Cup winners. The remaining 1,996 will be released as official collector's editions for fans. Each ring will feature the World Cup trophy and be customised with the colours and identity of the nation crowned world champions. 🤩
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Does anyone else just want this World Cup done so we can concentrate on 24/7 transfer rumours and ITKs arguing over who broke what first?
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The admin deserves a bonus cup of tea, with Ribena chaser, for this post.
Brentford FC@BrentfordFC
💔 You gave it your all, Jordan!
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I messaged Harry Kane, Commiserations but at least we can still finish third.
He replied, Thanks but that doesn’t help, James.
I replied, It helps when they print the history books because third is above fourth.
He replied, Yes I suppose you’re right but it’s little consolation.
I replied, Yeah I’m right because third is better than fourth.
He didn’t reply after that, maybe he lost his phone or he lost roaming data.
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I love an odds-on favourite and there’s exceptional value in the Copa Argentina right now.
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I just messaged Jordan Henderson, I’m still gutted losing the semi-final in the way we did. I’ve had 8 cups of tea already today in a bid to cheer myself up.
He replied, Yes James, it’s a really disappointing way to lose it. But we will go again at Euro 2028 and World Cup 2030.
I replied, It’s really disappointing but it’s important we go again at Euro 2028 and World Cup 2030.
He replied, Yes James.
I replied, Thanks, I’m off for another cuppa.
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Yet another example of the officials showing bias towards VARgentina. We have seen it in every game they’ve played and it’s completely tainted the World Cup.
FIFA and Infantino have the Messi final they clearly wanted.
Let’s hope Spain win on Sunday, otherwise the last month has been a complete waste of everyone’s time and money.
Arturo Villegas@ArturoVill7
👀🇦🇷 Después de decir que esta vez el arbitraje no influyó, me pidieron revisar el partido con detalle y encontré esto. Enzo Fernández, autor del gol del empate de Argentina, no debió terminar el encuentro. Al minuto 3 lanzó un codazo en la nuca a un jugador inglés, sin ninguna posibilidad de disputar el balón. Si se hubiera aplicado el mismo rigor arbitral que vimos contra Suiza y Egipto, esa acción perfectamente pudo terminar en expulsión. Pero no solo no fue roja… ni siquiera fue amarilla. Minutos después, el mismo Enzo cortó un contragolpe de Inglaterra con una zancadilla al borde del área. ¿La sanción? Tampoco hubo amarilla. Desde el primer tiempo, Enzo debió estar expulsado. Si una acción así hubiera sido contra Messi, difícilmente el infractor se salvaría. Por cierto, guarden el video porque la FIFA los anda borrando.
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Just remember, we still have what they really want. The Falklands. 🇫🇰🏴
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The whole world right now, supporting England against Argentina. Good against evil.
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I’m so nervous I’m placing bets on South American cup games. Breathe, James, breathe.
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By order of James Milner, let’s bring it home. 🏴
Sunday League@SundayShoutsFC
England vs. Argentina
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