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I just text Adrián to borrow his goalkeeper gloves. He said why? I said because I don't want to catch the coronavirus and you can't catch anything with those on. I'll let you know when he replies.
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Boring Milner
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Boring Milner
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🔴 Gary Neville's Salford City won the 1st leg away.
Now they'll win the 2nd leg at home.
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1️⃣🇫🇷 Thierry Henry
2️⃣🏴 Wayne Rooney
3️⃣🏴 Harry Kane
4️⃣🏴 Alan Shearer
Any other rankings is WRONG. 💪
#ad | @Ladbrokes
Ladbrokes@Ladbrokes
"𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐀𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐥!" 🤯 Rank these Premier League strikers from best to worst: Harry Kane Alan Shearer Wayne Rooney Thierry Henry
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This is what you can achieve if you stay dedicated to a diet of chicken (no sauce), vegetables and Ribena.
Premier League@premierleague
From 2002 to 2026 📆 James Milner has set the all-time appearances record in the Premier League!
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So good to catch up with Gareth Barry after breaking his Premier League appearance record.
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I've just been told I've now scored a Premier League goal against a goalkeeper born in the 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s and 2000s.
I've been around for a very long time, haven't I?
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It’s an honour to score my first goal for Brighton and pay tribute to my friend. Nothing boring about that.
Sky Sports Premier League@SkySportsPL
James Milner scores his first Brighton goal from the penalty spot and pays tribute to Diogo Jota with the celebration 🎮
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I’ve just heard I was the only player born in the 1980’s to play in the Premier League this weekend.
Does that make me old?
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@BoringMilner Based on public interactions and account history, the most famous visitor to your profile is James Milner, the professional footballer. A thoughtful gift indeed.
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Hey, @grok, who is the most famous person to visit my profile? Don't tag them, just say who it was. I want to surprise them with a selection box of English teas.
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I’ll be enjoying a second cup of tea and a Ribena tonight in celebration. Buzzing.
Transfer News Live@DeadlineDayLive
📝 DEAL DONE: James Milner has extended his contract at Brighton until June 2026. (Source: @OfficialBHAFC )
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They asked if I’d like a crate of Ribena Blackcurrant or Ribena Strawberry as a signing bonus. I’ve told them I’ll need a good month to mull it over, much to the frustrations of my agent.
Transfer News Live@DeadlineDayLive
🚨 Brighton are in talks with 39-year old James Milner over a new contract with the club. (Source: @TheAthleticFC)
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I’m not going to watch the extra-time of Inter v Barcelona. Too much excitement for me.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Someone make me,
A Valentine's brew.
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A James Tarkowski wondergoal followed by 3 red cards. It’s all too much for me, I’m off to bed with a camomile tea to calm down.
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I appreciate the post Tony but here is a list of things you have forgotten to include:
- Keen stamp collector
- Sock drawer organiser extraordinaire
- Tea historian
- Vast experience running neighbourhood watch schemes
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ANNOUNCEMENT: I will not be leaving Brighton and Hove Albion this #DeadlineDay.
This is mainly due to the fact I’ve just finished inputting the local recycling collection schedule into my 2025 calendar and there’s no way I can contemplate all that effort going to waste.
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@footballtweet Not great sportsmanship from Gabriel. No-one likes to see stuff like this on the football pitch.
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No way Gabriel did that after Arsenal's goal went in. 😂😂😂
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I was just texting Trent but think his battery died.
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